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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herbert Kreischer (ranked 1020 p4p, 619 weight class) and Dick Dastardly (ranked 26 p4p, 15 weight class). Kreischer's entrance music is Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malones "WOW". A fine choice. Dastardly has chosen DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herbert Kreischer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dastardly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dastardly takes a swing at Kreischer's ribcage but misses.
Dastardly slips a jab from Kreischer.
Kreischer closes the distance and clinches.
Kreischer scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kreischer.
Dastardly tries to break the clinch but Kreischer is controlling the position.
Kreischer lands a knee to the body.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A knee to the head by Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dastardly looks winded!
Dastardly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kreischer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kreischer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kreischer digs a right hand underneath Dastardly 's ribcage. Dastardly let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A hook to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
Kreischer scores with a shoulder strike.
Kreischer scores with a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Kreischer.
A left hand lands to the body for Kreischer.
A shot in the inside from Kreischer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Kreischer - that landed with a thud.
Kreischer scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Kreischer.
Kreischer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
Kreischer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dastardly or not.
A short left from Kreischer.
Kreischer landing knees to the head.
Kreischer lands a nice shot to the body.
Kreischer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A right hook to the body lands for Kreischer.
Kreischer lands with a left to the head.
Kreischer lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kreischer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dastardly backwards.
Kreischer lands a big knee to the head and Dastardly goes down! Kreischer is looking to finish!
Dastardly is rocked!
It looks like Dick Dastardly has been cut.
Kreischer scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dastardly to see if he's OK.
Dastardly is still in real trouble! Can Kreischer finish him?
The crowd goes nuts as Kreischer knocks Dastardly out cold with a massive hammerfist! Kreischer Jumps to his feet and climbs on top of the cage to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Herbert Kreischer!
A very excited looking Herbert Kreischer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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