PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alex House (ranked 4727 p4p, 5108 weight class) and Joel Christ (ranked 162 p4p, 0 weight class). House comes to the cage accompanied by STEMM - Face the Pain. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

House
vs
Christ

225 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alex House!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joel Christ!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
House walks into a stiff left hand from Christ.
House is looking to clinch.
A lazy left from Christ finds it's target.
House goes for a double leg but Christ avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Christ continues to drive forward.
Christ lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops House to his knees! Christ keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joel Christ!
The defeated Alex House had this to say: 'I want a title shot'.