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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fruit Faggots (ranked 4278 p4p, 2226 weight class) and Bobby Marley (ranked 516 p4p, 303 weight class). Faggots comes to the cage accompanied by Queen: Radio gaga. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fruit Faggots!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bobby Marley!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marley looks to clinch
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots takes a swing at Marley's ribcage but misses.
Marley wants to clinch but Faggots slips to the side
and Faggots counters with a left and a right that stings Marley.
Marley wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marley thinking.
Faggots ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggots stalks Marley and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Marley's face. Marley staggers backwards, shaken.
Faggots avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Faggots seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots is having none of it.
Faggots throws a big counter combination but Marley scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Marley moves into the clinch.
Faggots breaks from the clinch.
Bobby Marley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggots darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Marley doesn't manage to clinch there - Faggots circles away.
Faggots swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggots scores with a shot to the body.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Faggots lands a jab to Marley's midsection.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Faggots lands a nice hook to Marley's body. Marley takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Faggots lands with a shot to the body.
Marley looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marley fails in his attempt to clinch.
Faggots wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Faggots moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Faggots's jab looks to have found its range, popping Marley under the eye.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots is having none of it.
Marley is looking to clinch.
Marley is looking to clinch but Faggots is avoiding it.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
Marley fails in his attempt to clinch.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Marley is looking to clinch.
Marley tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Faggots lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Marley backs up against the cage.
Faggots connects with a nice looking jab.
Faggots throws a predictable looking body shot
and Marley counters by moving into the clinch.
Faggots definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Marley tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Faggots escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Faggots.
Marley tries to clinch
and Faggots counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Marley thinking.
Faggots is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marley closes the distance but Faggots moves to the side
and Faggots counters with a left and a right that stings Marley.
Faggots digs a good hook to Marley's body.
Fruit Faggots is winning the standup battle so far.
Faggots lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Marley at a distance.
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Faggots is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Marley can do to turn this around?
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
and Marley takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Faggots scores with a four punch combination!
Marley tries to clinch
enabling Faggots to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Marley has closed the distance and engaged Faggots in a clinch.
Marley letting Faggots take a breather here.
Faggots breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Faggots connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Marley darts in trying to clinch
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marley wants to clinch
and Faggots makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Faggots cracks Marley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Marley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Faggots lands with a cross.
Marley takes the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Faggots stalls.
Marley tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Faggots smiles and moves away.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Marley is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Faggots.
Faggots circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Faggots counter with a right hand.
Faggots lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Faggots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marley looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Marley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Marley tries to clinch but Faggots moves away
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
and Faggots counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Faggots.
Marley wants to clinch but Faggots slips to the side
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Faggots throws a series of punches but Marley avoids them all with ease.
Marley takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Marley tries to clinch up but Faggots circles away and keeps his distance.
Faggots lands a lovely overhand right.
Marley darts in trying to clinch
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggots cracks Marley with a right hand to the side of the head.
Marley closes the distance but Faggots moves to the side
and Faggots counters with a left to the body.
Marley tries to clinch up
and Faggots counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Marley moves to clinch but Faggots breaks away
enabling Faggots to counter with a crisp jab.
Faggots stuns Marley with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Faggots feints a jab promting Marley to slip. Faggots then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Marley slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Marley takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Faggots punishes Marley's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marley closes the distance looking to clinch
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
Marley tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Marley tries to clinch there but Faggots circles away.
Marley looks to clinch
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Marley takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bobby Marley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fruit Faggots is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Marley fails with an attempt to clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fruit Faggots showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Faggots, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:24
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fruit Faggots!
A very excited looking Fruit Faggots made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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