PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pico Ibarra (ranked 4655 p4p, 6915 weight class) and Dusty Rhodes (ranked 549 p4p, 675 weight class). Rhodes has chosen The Man Comes Around as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ibarra
vs
Rhodes

203 cm
18
278
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
205
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pico Ibarra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dusty Rhodes!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
A jab from Rhodes does it's job there.
Rhodes fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibarra misses with a shot to the body
and Rhodes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rhodes throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhodes scores with a leg kick.
Ibarra takes one to the side of the head.
Ibarra swings widly with a right hand
and Rhodes counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rhodes uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhodes scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rhodes.
Rhodes dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ibarra. That did some damage!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rhodes lands a slapping body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dusty Rhodes comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Rhodes has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 8:10
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 8:10
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 8:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dusty Rhodes!
A relieved looking Dusty Rhodes thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.