PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between More IsMore (ranked 86 p4p, 763 weight class) and Professor Xe (ranked 16 p4p, 123 weight class). Professor Xe has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with More IsMore's chin.

IsMore
vs
Xe

208 cm
37
275
37 - 12 - 0

190 cm
33
265
24 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Carnage Clothing

Carnage Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, More IsMore!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor Xe!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
IsMore cracks Xe with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Professor Xe has been cut.
IsMore missing with a left hand there. Xe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
IsMore has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Nap or Tap in the buildup to the fight.
Xe changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Xe shoots in and gets a takedown into IsMore's guard.
Xe trying to control the position from guard on top but IsMore is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
IsMore trying to keep a closed guard but Xe is proving a slippery customer.
Xe is in close to IsMore's body, working some short punches and elbows.
IsMore controls Xe momentarily but Xe frees himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
IsMore has control of Xe's left arm, preventing Xe from doing any damage.
IsMore looking to control.
IsMore working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Xe.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
IsMore wants to sweep here but Xe controlling him for the moment.
IsMore working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Xe.
IsMore has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

IsMore is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Xe rolls with it to try and escape but IsMore cranks on the arm and Xe is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). More IsMore!
More IsMore retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking More IsMore made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.