PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Slimed Undies (ranked 3467 p4p, 24500 weight class) and Jonesy McGuffin (ranked 437 p4p, 683 weight class). Slimed Undies had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Undies
vs
McGuffin

180 cm
20
190
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
20
184
1 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimed Undies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonesy McGuffin!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Steve Montenegro and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from McGuffin.
We've been told by Undies's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Undies. That snapped McGuffin's head back.
Undies fails in his attempt to clinch.
McGuffin looks to land a left hand but Undies moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from Undies.
McGuffin misses with a straight right.
Undies throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGuffin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGuffin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
McGuffin connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McGuffin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McGuffin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Undies throws a hook but McGuffin avoids it easily.
McGuffin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Undies takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McGuffin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Undies has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGuffin throws out a leg kick but Undies moves out of range and McGuffin only half commits.
McGuffin lands a jab-cross combination.
A big left from Undies misses.
Undies throws a right hand that misses
and McGuffin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McGuffin cracks Undies with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McGuffin fails to land the takedown.
McGuffin moves out of range as Undies strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Undies does it's job there.
Undies misses with a left hand
and McGuffin counters with a one-two to the body.
Undies is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McGuffin.

Undies pushes McGuffin up against the cage in a clinch.
McGuffin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

McGuffin manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Undies wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of McGuffin's closed guard. He's half up but McGuffin has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! McGuffin pivots and extends the arm, Undies falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by McGuffin! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jonesy McGuffin!
After the fight, Jonesy McGuffin was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.