PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Precipitous The Great (ranked 4754 p4p, 4529 weight class) and French Fag (ranked 99 p4p, 93 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

The Great
vs
Fag

180 cm
18
170
0 - 1 - 0

189 cm
18
205
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Precipitous The Great!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, French Fag!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fag lands with an overhand left.
Fag throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fag fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fag looks to land a right hand but The Great moved out of range.
The Great definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fag takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The Great dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fag. That did some damage!
A nice leg kick from The Great, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Great fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fag has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Great takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fag tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fag lands a slapping body shot.
Fag lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fag digs a good hook to The Great's body.
The Great drops his hands momentarily and Fag takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Great throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fag throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Great's head.
A clash of legs there as The Great blocks the low kick.
The Great is looking to counter with head kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fag scores with a nice right hand.
The Great walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fag throws a hook but The Great blocks it.
The Great doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Great throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Fag to counter with a crisp jab.
The Great buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Great thows a body kick. Fag tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fag digs a good hook to The Great's body.
The Great steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fag.
Fag stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Great.
The Great with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A low kick lands for The Great.
Fag throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Great looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Great misses with an attempted mid kick.
Good leg kick by The Great.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Great lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fag throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fag looks winded!
Fag connects with a good right hand that stumbles The Great. The Great circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fag throws a looping overhand right but The Great ducks down to avoid it.
Fag throws a jab when The Great was well out of range.
Fag takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nice uppercut lands for The Great. That snapped Fag's head back.
Fag misses with a looping right.
Fag throws a combination that misses
and The Great counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Great explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The Great throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Great lands a front kick.
The Great scores with a spinning back kick!
The Great looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Great.
The Great scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Great scores with a leg kick.
The Great fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fag on the side of the head.
The Great lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Great lands a head kick!
The Great turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Great lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Great thows a body kick. Fag tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That kick from The Great tenderised Fag's leg. Fag is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Great lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Great moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Great throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fag looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Great throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Great!
The Great keeps Fag at a distance using the push kick.
Nice body kick there by The Great.
Fag misses with the combination.
Fag is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Great had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
The Great scores with a kick to the midsection.
That kick from The Great tenderised Fag's leg. Fag is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Great moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - The Great finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The Great connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
French Fag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Precipitous The Great is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Great throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Precipitous The Great showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Great has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Precipitous The Great!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Precipitous The Great!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Precipitous The Great!

Precipitous The Great wins by unanimous decision!