PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 492 p4p, 458 weight class) and Dingleberry Jones (ranked 57 p4p, 55 weight class). Jones has chosen Hell Yeah as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Dinglestomper
vs
Jones

176 cm
30
144
13 - 8 - 0

172 cm
32
148
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Bondi MMA
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dinglestomper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
An inside leg kick lands from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dinglestomper scores with a hook.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Jones.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper half committed to a counter leg kick.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper lands with a slapping head kick.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Jones has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Jones checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones catches Dinglestomper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot that snaps Jones's head back.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Jones looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body.
Jones avoids the head kick by Dinglestomper.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Dinglestomper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones staying out of range there.
Dinglestomper misses with a body kick.
Jones looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Jab from Dinglestomper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones throws a leg kick but Dinglestomper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jones avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dinglestomper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jones with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Jones.

Jones clinches up with Dinglestomper and pushes him back against the cage.
Jones misses with a knee to the head.
Jones scores with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones is stalling here.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Dinglestomper presses Jones against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
Jones tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinglestomper's elbow.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper prevents a body shot from Jones.
Jones lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Dinglestomper gets through Jones's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jones using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dinglestomper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dinglestomper blocks it with crossed arms.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Jones tries a knee to the head but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Jones misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dinglestomper lands with a short shot to the head.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.

Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dinglestomper manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Decent striking displayed by Jones there.
Jones cracks Dinglestomper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Jones finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Dinglestomper tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the body.
Dinglestomper walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Dinglestomper sees coming a mile off.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper thows a leg kick but Jones checks it
and Jones cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones throws out a loose jab but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Jones misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice right hand.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
A nice leg kick from Dinglestomper, right into the meat of the thigh.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
As Jones backs away, Dinglestomper returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Jones takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Saggy Dinglestomper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick, looking for Jones's leg but Jones calmly moves out of range.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Jones down with leg kicks.
Jones misses with a looping left.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dinglestomper lands a head shot.
Nice body kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a decent looking hook.
Dinglestomper catches Jones with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper with a hook.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones blocks a jab.
A jab from Jones misses.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jones stuns Dinglestomper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jones throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Jones raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dinglestomper misses with a leg kick
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper cracks Jones with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jones throws a leg kick that misses.
Jab by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Jones swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Dinglestomper.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Jones takes a swing at Dinglestomper's ribcage but misses.
Dinglestomper's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Jones lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Jones's ribs.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dinglestomper lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dinglestomper.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It appears Dinglestomper was looking to counter with a kick there.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dinglestomper looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dinglestomper swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dinglestomper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jones takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jones closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dinglestomper to the mat! Dinglestomper manages to get full guard.
Dinglestomper working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones trying to control but Dinglestomper is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dinglestomper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice strike.
Jones thuds his right hand into Dinglestomper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Jones sizes up Dinglestomper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Jones.
Dinglestomper misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper fakes the leg kick and cracks Jones in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper ducks right into an uppercut from Jones.
Jones blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
A jab from Jones misses.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with an uppercut.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice jab there from Dinglestomper.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dinglestomper tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A quick step to the side and Dinglestomper tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones looks for the body kick but Dinglestomper saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Jones.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jones.
Jones cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Jones throws a low kick but Dinglestomper moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jones lands a front kick.
Jones goes for a double leg but Dinglestomper avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dinglestomper continues to drive forward.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dinglestomper clobbers Jones with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Jones steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Jones has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper scores with a nice head shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Dinglestomper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dinglestomper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jones throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jones closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dinglestomper circles away.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head kick misses from Dinglestomper.
Jones looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dinglestomper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Jones counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Dinglestomper was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dinglestomper.

Dinglestomper gets tackled into the cage by Jones. Jones maintains the clinch.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones working aggressively here.
Jones blocking some punches.

Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Jones swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a head kick. That will keep Jones thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jones moves into the clinch.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the cage.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saggy Dinglestomper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Dingleberry Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Dinglestomper tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Jones holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dinglestomper works on Jones's body with a couple of short punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saggy Dinglestomper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dinglestomper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saggy Dinglestomper!
A very excited looking Saggy Dinglestomper rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.