PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Fart (ranked 3388 p4p, 5127 weight class) and Lee Evans (ranked 432 p4p, 567 weight class). Fart kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Katastroof - Oep een Franse wc. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Fart
vs
Evans

188 cm
18
180
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
196
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Stinky Fart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lee Evans!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

Evans manages to break the clinch.

Fart has managed to clinch.

Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Evans takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fart closes the distance and clinches.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Fart moves into the clinch successfully.

Fart breaks from the clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Evans pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fart tries a head kick but it misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Fart scores with a four punch combination!
Fart throws a nice looking combination but Evans bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Fart has managed to clinch.
Evans tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Fart moves into the clinch.
Evans fails to pull guard.
Evans is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Fart pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Stinky Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Evans.

Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Evans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fart.
It seemed like Evans was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Fart instigates a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Fart drives through and clinches with Evans against the cage.
Fart holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fart moves into the clinch successfully.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Fart darts in and clinches Evans up against the cage.

Fart breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Evans dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Evans is looking for the big counter here.
Stinky Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart wants to clinch up but Evans keeps it at a distance.
Fart throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Evans feints a counter leg kick.
Fart wants to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Evans misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Fart dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fart clinches up with Evans and pushes him back against the cage.
Fart displaying some good clinch control by pressing Evans up against the cage.
Fart stalling in the clinch.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries to clinch up.
Nice takedown defense from Fart. No joy for Evans on that attempt.
Fart throws a series of punches but Evans avoids them all with ease.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans keeps the fight on the outside.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

Fart moves into the clinch successfully.

Fart's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fart tries to close the distance and clinch but Evans swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Fart pushes Evans up against the cage in a clinch.
Evans wants a takedown but no success here.

Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fart clinches.

Fart breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Evans pulls guard.
Fart wants to stand but Evans has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Fart decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Evans, up you get!
Fart throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
Evans blocks a head kick by Fart.
Evans raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evans avoids the head kick by Fart.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fart drops down looking for a counter takedown but Evans sprawls and moves away.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.

Fart moves into the clinch successfully.

Fart breaks the clinch.
Stinky Fart is winning the standup battle so far.
Fart ducks under a wild hook from Evans.
Evans throws a series of punches but Fart moves out of range.
Fart tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
Fart shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.
Fart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice side step and Evans releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
And Evans tries to counter it with a takedown but Fart pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Fart clinches up against the cage.
Fart is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Evans can do to turn this around?

Fart manages to break the clinch.
Fart lands with a right hand.

Fart rushes Evans and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Fart breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stinky Fart is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Evans feints a counter leg kick.
Evans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Stinky Fart dominated that second round.
That's time! Fart's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Fart is looking to clinch.
Evans let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Evans swats away the attempt to clinch by Fart.
Evans takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart is looking to clinch.
Evans tries to counter with a clinch but Fart shakes him off and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries to clinch but Evans moves out of range.
Evans let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Evans chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fart can pounce on him.
Evans avoids the head kick by Fart.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fart looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Evans is looking for the big counter here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans keeps the fight on the outside.
A little jabbing left from Evans on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Evans does a little dance to reset his feet.
Evans looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fart tries to clinch up but Evans circles away and keeps his distance.
Fart throws a low kick but Evans avoids it.
Fart looks to land a combination. Evans sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Fart clinches.

Evans escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Evans avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fart has managed to clinch.

Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Evans flicks out a counter leg kick but Fart steps away.
Fart throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Evans's head.
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.

Fart forces Evans back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fart landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Evans is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Fart is defending well.

Fart manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fart fails to land with a series of punches.
Fart misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Evans looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Evans stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fart throws a right and a left that Evans avoids nicely.
Evans swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stinky Fart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Evans scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Fart is pushing off trying to get to his feet. Evans has hold of the leg though and he's dropped back for a heel hook… has he got it?? YES! Fart is tapping! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Heel Hook). Lee Evans!
Stinky Fart was interviewed post fight and said 'F A R T => this game smells bad !!! It's not a fair game, full of bugs, lies and dishonesty !!! We have 3 fighters to sack, that means 1 fighter into 30 days, so in 90 days I'am out of this stupidity !!!'.