PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shane The Pain Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solid Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pain Killer comes to the cage accompanied by Combat Baby. Solid Snake has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Pain Killer
vs
Snake

172 cm
22
155 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

177 cm
22
163 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shane The Pain Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Solid Snake!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pain Killer tries to clinch up.
The Pain Killer looks for a takedown but Snake sprawls well.
Snake misses with a head kick.
The Pain Killer misses with a head kick.
Solid Snake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snake scores with a jab to the body.
A combination from Snake does no damage.
Snake displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The Pain Killer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Snake uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Pain Killer has time to react.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Snake tries to break the clinch but The Pain Killer is controlling the position.
Come on The Pain Killer - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Snake wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Pain Killer lands a nice elbow.
The Pain Killer jumps guard but Snake stands there with The Pain Killer around his waist. The Pain Killer gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pain Killer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

The Pain Killer breaks the clinch.
The Pain Killer tries for a takedown but Snake sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shane The Pain Killer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snake misses with a wild body shot.
Snake works The Pain Killer's body with a nice hook.
Snake looks to land a combination but The Pain Killer avoids it well.
The Pain Killer fails with the takedown.
Snake goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Snake connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

The Pain Killer is rocked!
Snake throws a head kick that misses.
A cross from Snake lands.
Oh The Pain Killer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Pain Killer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The Pain Killer is breathing heavily.
The Pain Killer walks straight into a right hand from Snake - that's dropped him! Snake jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save The Pain Killer from any more punishment! The Pain Killer complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Solid Snake!