PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Romega Vartanein (ranked 5706 p4p, 4135 weight class) and Boing Missalot (ranked 544 p4p, 448 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Boing Missalot was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Vartanein
vs
Missalot

179 cm
25
130
4 - 13 - 1

185 cm
21
158
3 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Romega Vartanein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boing Missalot!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vartanein stuns Missalot with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vartanein works Missalot's body with a nice hook.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Missalot.
Vartanein is looking to counter with head kicks.
Vartanein scores with a body shot.
Vartanein throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Missalot on the side of the head.
Vartanein fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Vartanein really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice takedown defense from Vartanein. No joy for Missalot on that attempt.
Missalot shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Vartanein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Missalot looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boing Missalot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Missalot shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Vartanein sprawls well. Vartanein wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Missalot gets slowly back to his feet.
Romega Vartanein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boing Missalot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vartanein throws a quick inside leg kick.
Vartanein is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Vartanein scores with a sloppy right hand. Missalot should have avoided that one.
Missalot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Vartanein is fending him off so far but Missalot persists. Nope, Vartanein circles away and we're back to standing.
Missalot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Missalot looks winded!
Missalot has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Vartanein finds it's way round the side to connect with Missalot's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vartanein scores with a shot to the body.
Vartanein is looking to wear down Missalot with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Missalot fails with a takedown attempt.
Vartanein lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Missalot at a distance.
Vartanein fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Missalot takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Vartanein lands with a nice body punch.
Vartanein lands with a nice body punch.
Vartanein cracks Missalot with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Vartanein lands a nice leg kick that just misses Missalot's sensitive parts.
Vartanein lands a jab.

Missalot is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Missalot leaves his chin hanging out and Vartanein seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Missalot crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Romega Vartanein!
An out of breath Romega Vartanein thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.