PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Charles E Boles (ranked 2415 p4p, 3459 weight class) and Bartholomew Slice (ranked 283 p4p, 381 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Charles E Boles has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Charles E Boles seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Boles
vs
Slice

180 cm
20
160
4 - 1 - 0

172 cm
20
165
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

HELLBENT
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HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles E Boles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bartholomew Slice!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boles swings widly with a right hand
and Slice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boles fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slice manages to avoid it.
We've been told by Boles's head coaches at Aesthetic Regime that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Boles pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like Slice was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slice waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boles.
Boles scores with a shot to the body.
Boles misses with a straight right.
Boles works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Charles E Boles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boles slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Slice misses the shot to the body.
Boles bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slice takes a swing at Boles's ribcage but misses.
Slice keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boles.
Boles scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boles scores with a jab.
Slice ducks under a wild hook from Boles.
Slice looks to land a right hand but Boles moved out of range.
Boles throws a body punch but Slice moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Slice will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slice throws an overhand right that lands on Boles's shoulder, as Boles tries to avoid the shot.
Boles lands with a cross.
Boles throws a big shot that misses.
Boles is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Boles throws a body punch but Slice moves out of range.
Slice tries to clinch there but Boles circles away.
Slice throws a looping overhand right but Boles ducks down to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Boles misses its target.
Boles lands with a nice body punch.
Boles lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slice at a distance.
Boles bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boles's corner calls for a 1-2. Boles obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Boles connects with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boles fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Boles throws an overhand right that lands on Slice's shoulder, as Slice tries to avoid the shot.
Boles swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Boles listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Boles throws a hook to the side of Slice's head but Slice sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slice ducks under a wild hook from Boles.
Slice scores with a sloppy right hand. Boles should have avoided that one.
Boles swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A shot to the body from Boles misses
and Slice connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slice is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Slice steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boles.
Boles throws a lazy uppercut
and Slice counters with a right hand to the body.
Boles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boles lands a jab to the nose.
A decent looking cross lands there for Boles.
Boles throws out a powerful jab.

Slice is rocked!
Boles keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slice.
Slice is still on wobbly legs! Can Boles finish him?
Slice cracks Boles with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slice seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boles throws a big shot that misses.
Boles is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slice ducks right into an uppercut from Boles.
Slice moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boles takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slice blocks a jab.
Slice moves forwards but Boles connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boles wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slice throws a hook to the side of Boles's head but Boles sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Boles misses the target.
Slice walks into a jab.
Boles scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slice in his tracks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boles lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice cross by Boles.
BOOM! Boles lands a beautiful left hook that drops Slice. Slice tries to recover but Boles is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Slice lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles E Boles!
A relieved looking Charles E Boles thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.