PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 3813 p4p, 19351 weight class) and Hamish McTavish (ranked 146 p4p, 221 weight class). Hamish McTavish is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Meat Boy
vs
McTavish

190 cm
41
285
25 - 18 - 1

225 cm
39
292
18 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Neon Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hamish McTavish!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy misses with an uppercut.
McTavish's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Meat Boy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McTavish scrambles back to his feet.

It looks like Hamish McTavish has been cut.
McTavish misses with a straight right.
Meat Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McTavish dives in for a single leg takedown but Meat Boy sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
McTavish fails with a takedown attempt.
Meat Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McTavish works the jab nicely.
Meat Boy misses with a head kick.
McTavish closes this distance looking for a takedown but Meat Boy circles away.
Super Meat Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hamish McTavish.
Meat Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McTavish bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Meat Boy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McTavish sprawling to the canvas! McTavish rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Meat Boy finish him?!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meat Boy ducks under a wild hook from McTavish.
Meat Boy looks to land a right hand but McTavish moved out of range.
McTavish tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

Meat Boy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

McTavish breaks from the clinch.
Meat Boy throws the kick towards the body but McTavish avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTavish lets loose with a powerful body kick. Meat Boy will feel that in the morning.
Meat Boy throws a big shot that misses.

Meat Boy has McTavish up against the cage in a clinch.

McTavish manages to break the clinch.
The fighters circling - Meat Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McTavish has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
McTavish is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

McTavish is rocked!
Meat Boy lunges in with a left hook that violently twists McTavish head around and knocks him out cold! Meat Boy hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy very nearly forgot to thank Neon Zombie amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.