PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yllib Tolrahc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lemmy Killmister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lemmy Killmister told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Tolrahc
vs
Killmister

190 cm
20
300 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

206 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yllib Tolrahc!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lemmy Killmister!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killmister takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tolrahc moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Killmister.
Tolrahc blocks the body kick.
Tolrahc throws a one two combo.
Killmister is looking to clinch but Tolrahc is avoiding it.
Killmister goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Yllib Tolrahc has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tolrahc misses with a double jab.
Tolrahc swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Killmister misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killmister wants to clinch.
Killmister is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Killmister is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killmister throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killmister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tolrahc paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tolrahc displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Killmister looks gassed!
Killmister takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tolrahc looks to land a combination but Killmister avoids it well.
Killmister tries to close the distance and clinch but Tolrahc swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tolrahc misses with a series of wild punches.
Killmister tries to clinch there but Tolrahc circles away.
Killmister tries to clinch there but Tolrahc circles away.
Some wild striking there from Tolrahc.
A head kick from Killmister lands but Tolrahc takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killmister throws a head kick that half lands.
Tolrahc misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tolrahc fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killmister misses with a combination
and Tolrahc counters with a left and a right that stings Killmister.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tolrahc circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tolrahc lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Killmister tries to clinch up
and Tolrahc counters with a three punch combo that has Killmister backing up. Killmister nods at Tolrahc to acknowledge the strikes.
Tolrahc throws a series of punches but Killmister moves out of range.
Killmister clinches but Tolrahc breaks the clinch
and Tolrahc counters with a one-two to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tolrahc throws a series of punches but Killmister moves out of range.
Tolrahc swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tolrahc avoids the head kick by Killmister.
Tolrahc will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killmister slips a jab and a cross from Tolrahc.
Killmister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tolrahc throws a combination. Killmister tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Killmister showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tolrahc.
Tolrahc looks to land a combination but Killmister avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A combination from Tolrahc does no damage.
Tolrahc is working the combinations to good effect here.
Tolrahc throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tolrahc swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tolrahc misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Killmister slips a jab and a cross from Tolrahc.
Killmister misses with a body kick.
Tolrahc avoids the head kick by Killmister.
Tolrahc swinging wilding here.
Tolrahc scores with a three punch combo!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
No joy there for Tolrahc, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tolrahc looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yllib Tolrahc dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yllib Tolrahc's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Tolrahc looks to land a combination. Killmister sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Killmister dodges the punch combination from Tolrahc.
Killmister throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killmister tries to clinch up.
Killmister tries to clinch but Tolrahc moves out of range.
Tolrahc blocks a head kick by Killmister.
Killmister wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tolrahc throws a right and a left that both miss.
Killmister tries to clinch but Tolrahc is having none of it.
Killmister is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tolrahc misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Killmister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tolrahc paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tolrahc throws a right and a left that Killmister avoids nicely.
Killmister tries to clinch but Tolrahc moves away
and Tolrahc counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tolrahc throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killmister.
Danga de danga de dang - Tolrahc scores with a four punch combination!
Killmister takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tolrahc rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Killmister moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tolrahc will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killmister throws a head kick but Tolrahc moves out of range.
Tolrahc moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tolrahc lands a jab-cross combination.
Killmister is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tolrahc looks to land a combination but Killmister avoids it well.
A nice combination there by Tolrahc.
Tolrahc swinging wilding here.
Tolrahc lands a jab-cross combination.
Tolrahc throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tolrahc misses with a jab, cross combination.
Killmister throws a lazy head kick
and Tolrahc counters with a left and a right that stings Killmister.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tolrahc throws a series of punches but Killmister avoids them all with ease.
Killmister slips a jab and a cross from Tolrahc.
Tolrahc misses with the combination.
Tolrahc throws a nice looking combination but Killmister bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Killmister.
Tolrahc misses with the combination.
Killmister throws a head kick but Tolrahc moves out of range.
Killmister dodges the punch combination from Tolrahc.
Killmister throws a head kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tolrahc blocks a head kick by Killmister.
Killmister showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tolrahc.
Tolrahc throws a right hand that Killmister ducks under and follows up with a left that Killmister also avoids with ease.
Killmister misses with a head kick.
Lemmy Killmister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Tolrahc scores with a four punch combination!
Tolrahc fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tolrahc avoids the head kick by Killmister.
Tolrahc moves out of range of the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yllib Tolrahc dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yllib Tolrahc's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Killmister is looking to clinch but Tolrahc is avoiding it.
Killmister gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tolrahc counters with a three punch combo that has Killmister backing up. Killmister nods at Tolrahc to acknowledge the strikes.
Tolrahc throws a series of punches but Killmister moves out of range.
Tolrahc throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killmister.
Tolrahc displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Tolrahc throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killmister.
Tolrahc goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Yllib Tolrahc is winning the standup battle so far.
Tolrahc throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Killmister throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Tolrahc.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tolrahc throws a right hand that Killmister ducks under and follows up with a left that Killmister also avoids with ease.
Tolrahc misses with the combination.
Tolrahc avoids the head kick by Killmister.
Tolrahc misses with a series of wild punches.
No joy there for Tolrahc, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Killmister tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tolrahc counters with a one-two to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tolrahc displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Killmister is looking to clinch.
Tolrahc throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tolrahc avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Killmister darts in trying to clinch
and Tolrahc counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Tolrahc takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tolrahc circles away from the clinch attempt
and Tolrahc counters with a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killmister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tolrahc avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Killmister throws a sloppy head kick and Tolrahc moves out of range easily.
Tolrahc will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tolrahc throws a nice looking combination but Killmister bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Killmister throws a nice head kick!
Killmister lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tolrahc takes a step back to recover.
Tolrahc misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Killmister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killmister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Killmister throws a nice head kick!
Yllib Tolrahc is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tolrahc blocks a head kick by Killmister.
Tolrahc circles away from the clinch attempt.
Killmister misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tolrahc misses with the combination.
Tolrahc on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yllib Tolrahc showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tolrahc has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:26
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yllib Tolrahc!