PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between John Grammaticus (ranked 22471 p4p, 2423 weight class) and Andy Coooie Cobber (ranked 637 p4p, 324 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Grammaticus
vs
Coooie Cobber

180 cm
40
185
26 - 22 - 4

190 cm
31
190
5 - 3 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 4, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Grammaticus !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andy Coooie Cobber!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Alexandre Firmino and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grammaticus throws a big shot that misses.
Coooie Cobber bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Grammaticus 's head backwards.
Grammaticus seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Coooie Cobber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grammaticus .
It seemed like Coooie Cobber was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Coooie Cobber misses with a wild body shot.
Grammaticus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coooie Cobber manages to avoid it.
Coooie Cobber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Grammaticus looks to land a left hand but Coooie Cobber moved out of range nicely.
Grammaticus slips a jab and a cross from Coooie Cobber.
Coooie Cobber slips under a jab.
Grammaticus jabs Coooie Cobber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Grammaticus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Coooie Cobber's head backwards.
Grammaticus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Coooie Cobber's head backwards.
Coooie Cobber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grammaticus .
Grammaticus throws a jab but it's blocked by Coooie Cobber.
Grammaticus scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coooie Cobber misses with a jab, cross combination.
Coooie Cobber misses with the body kick
and Grammaticus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
John Grammaticus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grammaticus 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Coooie Cobber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grammaticus scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Coooie Cobber closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Grammaticus working aggressively here.
Coooie Cobber blocks an elbow strike.
Coooie Cobber tries a knee to the head but Grammaticus blocks it.
Coooie Cobber working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Coooie Cobber has a couple of punches blocked by Grammaticus .
A short uppercut from Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Coooie Cobber throws a knee to the head but misses.
Grammaticus misses with some punches.
Coooie Cobber blocking some punches.
Coooie Cobber throws an elbow but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grammaticus .
Grammaticus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coooie Cobber backwards.
Grammaticus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Coooie Cobber backwards.
Grammaticus tries a body shot but Coooie Cobber blocks it.

Coooie Cobber pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Grammaticus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coooie Cobber misses with a wild body shot.
Coooie Cobber moves away from the strike by Grammaticus .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coooie Cobber slips a straight right by Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber throws a big counter head kick but Grammaticus avoids it with no problem.
Coooie Cobber misses with a body shot.
Coooie Cobber looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Coooie Cobber throws a shot from downtown. Grammaticus moves away and avoids it.
Coooie Cobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Grammaticus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Coooie Cobber gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Grammaticus .
Grammaticus throws a lazy uppercut
and Grammaticus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Grammaticus blocks a head kick by Coooie Cobber.
Coooie Cobber defending well as Grammaticus loads up on a big left hand.
Grammaticus throws an off balance right hand
and Coooie Cobber counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Coooie Cobber ducks under a wild hook from Grammaticus .
Grammaticus misses with a looping left.
Coooie Cobber thinks about the counter body kick.
Grammaticus lands with a hook. Coooie Cobber tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A jab from Coooie Cobber misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Grammaticus misses the target.
Coooie Cobber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Grammaticus counters with a straight right hand.
Coooie Cobber takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Coooie Cobber slips under a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

John Grammaticus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Grammaticus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Coooie Cobber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Grammaticus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Grammaticus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Coooie Cobber can do to turn this around?
Grammaticus throws a big shot that misses.
Grammaticus throws a hook but Coooie Cobber blocks it.
Coooie Cobber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber throws a hook but Grammaticus blocks it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Coooie Cobber lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Grammaticus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Grammaticus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Andy Coooie Cobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Grammaticus throws a right hand that misses
and Coooie Cobber counters with a low kick, right behind Grammaticus 's knee.
Grammaticus misses with a lunging right hand
and Coooie Cobber counters with a solid body kick.
Coooie Cobber ducks under a wild hook from Grammaticus .
Grammaticus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Coooie Cobber loads up on a big right hand but Grammaticus slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coooie Cobber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grammaticus was well out of range. Poor timing from Coooie Cobber.
Coooie Cobber takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Coooie Cobber misses with a straight right.
Coooie Cobber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
No joy there for Coooie Cobber, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coooie Cobber circles away from the clinch attempt.
Coooie Cobber throws a big counter head kick but Grammaticus avoids it with no problem.

Coooie Cobber gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Coooie Cobber lands a nice elbow.
Grammaticus can't find room to land a body shot as Coooie Cobber controls the action.
Grammaticus pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Coooie Cobber scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Coooie Cobber's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Grammaticus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Grammaticus misses with a hook.
Grammaticus tries to land a leg kick but Coooie Cobber saw it coming and moves away.
Grammaticus tries to work over Coooie Cobber's front leg with a kick but Coooie Cobber checks it.
Grammaticus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Coooie Cobber's head backwards.
A big left from Coooie Cobber misses.
Coooie Cobber ducks under a wild hook from Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Coooie Cobber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Grammaticus can pounce on him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coooie Cobber throws a head kick that misses.
Grammaticus is looking to counter punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grammaticus misses with a straight right.
Coooie Cobber goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Coooie Cobber throws a head kick but Grammaticus moves out of range.
Coooie Cobber misses with a leg kick.
Grammaticus moves out of range of the strikes.
Coooie Cobber misses with a hook.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber slips under a jab.
Coooie Cobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Coooie Cobber misses with a looping left.
Coooie Cobber takes one on the chin but seems OK.
John Grammaticus is winning the standup battle so far.
Coooie Cobber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber lands with a shot to the body.
Grammaticus pushes Coooie Cobber away with a front kick.
Grammaticus delivers a nice body kick.
Grammaticus thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grammaticus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that John Grammaticus will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Coooie Cobber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Coooie Cobber stalks Grammaticus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Grammaticus 's face. Grammaticus staggers backwards, shaken.
Coooie Cobber slips a straight right by Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber defending well as Grammaticus loads up on a big left hand.
Coooie Cobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Grammaticus throws a right hand that misses
and Grammaticus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Coooie Cobber moves away from the strike by Grammaticus .
Coooie Cobber lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Coooie Cobber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grammaticus moves out of range as Coooie Cobber strikes.
Grammaticus slips a jab from Coooie Cobber.
Coooie Cobber loads up on a big right hand but Grammaticus slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coooie Cobber lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Grammaticus backs up against the ropes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Grammaticus . That's going to slow Coooie Cobber down.
Coooie Cobber feints a jab promting Grammaticus to slip. Coooie Cobber then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Grammaticus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Grammaticus dodges the punch combination from Coooie Cobber.

Grammaticus takes the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coooie Cobber tries to break free but Grammaticus pushes him back against the ropes.
Coooie Cobber misses with a hook to the ribs.

Coooie Cobber's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Grammaticus lands a nice hook to Coooie Cobber's body. Coooie Cobber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grammaticus misses with a hook
and Coooie Cobber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coooie Cobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Grammaticus scores with a shot to the body.
Coooie Cobber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grammaticus misses with a hook.
Coooie Cobber walks into a jab.
A head kick misses from Coooie Cobber.
A little feinted left hand from Grammaticus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grammaticus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Coooie Cobber swinging wildly here.
Grammaticus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Coooie Cobber.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grammaticus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grammaticus throws a chopping leg kick but Coooie Cobber manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Grammaticus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coooie Cobber.
Grammaticus looks to land a body kick but Coooie Cobber moved away.
Grammaticus throws a hook but Coooie Cobber avoids it easily.
Coooie Cobber unleashes a big counter combination but Grammaticus bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Coooie Cobber looks to land a left hand but Grammaticus moved out of range nicely.
Andy Coooie Cobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Grammaticus connects with a solid leg kick.
Grammaticus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grammaticus with a hook.
Grammaticus scores with a hook to the body. Coooie Cobber takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Coooie Cobber throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Coooie Cobber throws a push kick but Grammaticus slaps the foot to one side.
Coooie Cobber throws a looping overhand right but Grammaticus ducks down to avoid it.
Grammaticus tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Coooie Cobber paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Grammaticus connects with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Andy Coooie Cobber.
I think Grammaticus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... John Grammaticus !
Andy Coooie Cobber was interviewed post fight and said 'HELL WITH ALL U WANKERS'.