PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joell Crack Pitcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Nukem's choice of entrance music: Duke Nukem Jam. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Crack Pitcher
vs
Nukem

180 cm
19
185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
23
177 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

[JMFC] Slaughterhouse Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joell Crack Pitcher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Luis Engracia and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch lands to the side of Crack Pitcher 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Crack Pitcher misses with a wild combination.
Nukem moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Crack Pitcher throws a series of strikes that have Nukem backpedaling.

It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Crack Pitcher misses the jab.
Crack Pitcher looks to score with a jab to the body but Nukem is just out of range.
Nukem getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nukem looks to land a combination but Crack Pitcher avoids it well.
Duke Nukem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crack Pitcher stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nukem avoids the body shot from Crack Pitcher.
A jab lands there for Nukem.
Crack Pitcher shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nukem throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Nukem lands a slapping body shot.
Crack Pitcher will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Crack Pitcher moves forwards but Nukem connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nukem misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Crack Pitcher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crack Pitcher takes one to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nukem throws out a loose jab but Crack Pitcher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crack Pitcher does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Crack Pitcher misses with an uppercut. Nukem saw that one coming.
Crack Pitcher swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nukem lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack Pitcher takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Crack Pitcher throws a jab when Nukem was well out of range.
The fighters circling - Crack Pitcher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nukem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Crack Pitcher circles away quickly and effectively.
Crack Pitcher takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nukem jabs at Crack Pitcher's body.
Nukem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crack Pitcher moves away.
Crack Pitcher misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nukem connects with a crisp jab.
Nukem lands an overhand right.
Nukem swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nukem throws a right and a left that Crack Pitcher avoids nicely.
Nukem throws a body punch but Crack Pitcher moves out of range.
Nukem comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nukem misses with a body shot.
Crack Pitcher steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nukem.
Nukem comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nukem connects with a crisp jab.
Crack Pitcher throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nukem blocks a jab.
Nukem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Crack Pitcher is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crack Pitcher throws a one two combo.
Nukem slips a jab and a cross from Crack Pitcher.
Nukem is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Crack Pitcher had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Crack Pitcher thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nukem lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nukem moves out of range of the strikes.
Nukem uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Crack Pitcher has time to react.
Crack Pitcher on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crack Pitcher walks into a left hand.
Nukem lands a right hook to the body.
Nukem looks to score with a jab to the body but Crack Pitcher is just out of range.
Crack Pitcher takes one to the side of the head.
Crack Pitcher throws a hook to the side of Nukem's head but Nukem sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crack Pitcher has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Crack Pitcher there as he acknowledges the shot.
Crack Pitcher throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nukem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nukem fails to land with a series of punches.
Nukem misses with a body shot.
Crack Pitcher on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crack Pitcher ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nukem scores with a body shot.
Nukem lands with a shot to the body.
Nukem lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Crack Pitcher is rocked!
Nukem throws a jab when Crack Pitcher was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem takes a swing at Crack Pitcher's ribcage but misses.
Nice body punch from Nukem.
Nukem lands a nice hook to Crack Pitcher's body. Crack Pitcher takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nukem with a hook.
Oh Crack Pitcher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nukem looks to land a left hand but Crack Pitcher moved out of range nicely.
Nukem throws a big shot that misses.
Crack Pitcher looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nukem looks to land a left hand but Crack Pitcher moved out of range nicely.
Nukem misses with a straight right.
Nukem scores with a shot to the body.
Nukem throws a hook to the side of Crack Pitcher's head but Crack Pitcher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crack Pitcher seems to have got his legs back now.
Nukem throws a monster overhand right that drops Crack Pitcher! Nukem follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke Nukem!