PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Kuzma (ranked 2731 p4p, 1508 weight class) and Uwe Eggert (ranked 340 p4p, 203 weight class). Kuzma's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tarararara. Kyle Kuzma is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kuzma
vs
Eggert

195 cm
38
202
19 - 16 - 0

213 cm
23
226
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kyle Kuzma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Uwe Eggert!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuzma throws a hook to the side of Eggert's head but Eggert sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kuzma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Eggert slips a jab and a cross from Kuzma.
Eggert lands with a cross.

It looks like Kyle Kuzma has been cut.
Eggert throws a body shot but no joy.
Eggert throws a body punch but Kuzma moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Eggert.
Eggert connects with a nice looking jab.
Eggert lands with a cross.

Kuzma is rocked!
Eggert lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Kuzma head around and knocks him out cold! Eggert hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uwe Eggert!
Kyle Kuzma spoke after the fight, saying 'I will back stronger'.