PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimbo Harryson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Hasslehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harryson's entrance music is John Lennon - Imagine. A fine choice. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Harryson
vs
Hasslehoff

191 cm
21
245 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Schwarzenegger Nutrition
Schwarzenegger Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimbo Harryson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, David Hasslehoff!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hasslehoff feints and as Harryson raises his hands in defense, Hasslehoff changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Harryson looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Hasslehoff sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Harryson's guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Harryson is in trouble now - Hasslehoff has advanced to mount!
Hasslehoff working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Harryson takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Hasslehoff controlling from the full mount.
A nice elbow there by Hasslehoff.
Harryson is trying to stand up.
Hasslehoff looking to control and managing it successfully.
Hasslehoff landing punches.
Hasslehoff lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harryson wants to try and get back to his feet.
Hasslehoff is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Hasslehoff should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Hasslehoff postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Harryson looks a forlorn figure.
Hasslehoff tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Hasslehoff lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Harryson has left one of his arms exposed and Hasslehoff doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Harryson screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). David Hasslehoff!