PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bsmds Nasmfus (ranked 3159 p4p, 4094 weight class) and Chief Queef (ranked 131 p4p, 161 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Nasmfus
vs
Queef

198 cm
34
180
5 - 16 - 0

186 cm
35
186
17 - 16 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bsmds Nasmfus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nasmfus tries to clinch up.

Nasmfus gets a clinch.
Queef wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Queef breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Nasmfus clinches.

Queef breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Queef shoots in for a takedown but Nasmfus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nasmfus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Queef fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nasmfus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Queef closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nasmfus circles away.
Bsmds Nasmfus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.
Nasmfus wants to clinch but Queef slips to the side

and Queef decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Nasmfus's guard.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Nasmfus manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nasmfus wants to break free but Queef has control.
Queef tries to break free but Nasmfus pushes him back against the cage.

Queef manages to break the clinch.
Queef shoots for a takedown but Nasmfus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nasmfus connects with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasmfus tries to clinch up but Queef circles away and keeps his distance.
Nasmfus tries to clinch there but Queef circles away.
Queef looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nasmfus is looking to clinch.
Nasmfus throws a head kick but Queef moves out of range.

Nasmfus moves into the clinch successfully.
Nasmfus has Queef pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Queef manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Queef breaks the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Nasmfus as Queef shoots in.
Nasmfus moves in looking to clinch but Queef pushes him off.
Chief Queef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Queef closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nasmfus circles away.
Queef misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Queef shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Nasmfus is trying to defend but Queef finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Queef looks winded!
Queef throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Nasmfus tries to kick Queef off but Queef keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Queef throwing shots but Nasmfus is blocking nicely.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Nasmfus taking some punishment here, with Queef in his half guard.
Nasmfus is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Roosters Coop, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Nasmfus is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Queef scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nasmfus is looking to escape.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nasmfus defending well though.
Nasmfus is trying to stand back up but Queef is controlling him
Queef working Nasmfus over with strikes.
Queef scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Nice strikes from Queef there.

Nasmfus is rocked!
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nasmfus defending well though.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Queef landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Oh Nasmfus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Queef not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Nasmfus seems to have got his legs back now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasmfus is trying to stand.
Queef has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Queef drops an elbow to the side of Nasmfus's head.
Nasmfus taking some punishment here, with Queef in his half guard.
Queef winds up and cracks Nasmfus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nasmfus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Queef.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Queef lands a big elbow - Nasmfus is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Queef!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
During a confident post fight interview, Chief Queef thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.