PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sss Sss (ranked 6036 p4p, 23867 weight class) and Sss Sss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sss Sss was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sss
vs
Sss

165 cm
21
143
31 - 16 - 1

165 cm
21
143
8 - 38 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sss Sss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 38 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sss Sss!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.

Fighter A throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fighter B was covering up waiting for the punch and Fighter A finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fighter B pulls Fighter A in to control the position.
Fighter A showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fighter B is pulling down on Fighter A's head to control his posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fighter A is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fighter B looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Fighter A bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fighter A moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fighter B can't do much from the bottom here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Fighter B tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Fighter A wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Fighter B throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fighter A thinks about countering with a body kick.

Fighter A fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Fighter B to the ground. Fighter A is now in Fighter B's guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fighter A slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Sss Sss dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fighter A fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Fighter B to the ground. Fighter A is now in Fighter B's guard.
Sss Sss overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fighter A not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Fighter B has control of Fighter A's left arm, preventing Fighter A from doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fighter A throws a big elbow that misses.
Fighter A showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fighter A has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Fighter A gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Fighter B to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Fighter A is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Fighter A's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Fighter A wants to sweep but no luck.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fighter B shoots in for a double leg but Fighter A sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Sss Sss dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fighter A throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fighter B was covering up waiting for the punch and Fighter A finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fighter A is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fighter B can do to turn this around?
Fighter A is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Fighter B looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fighter B is adopting a defensive guard.
Fighter A content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Fighter B holds on and takes a little breather.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Fighter A looks for a takedown but Fighter B sprawls well.
Fighter B replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Fighter A blocks it well.

Fighter A drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fighter A trying to stand up but can't free himself from Fighter B's guard.
Fighter A in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fighter A seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Fighter B pulls Fighter A in close to prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fighter A seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fighter A seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Fighter B for as long as he can get away with.
Sss Sss has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sss Sss is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sss Sss showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fighter A, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sss Sss!