PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hades Wayne (ranked 24631 p4p, 2465 weight class) and Mangas Coloradas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Wayne
vs
Coloradas

182 cm
19
166
0 - 0 - 0

181 cm
21
160
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hades Wayne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mangas Coloradas!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wayne on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

Coloradas has Wayne up against the cage in a clinch.
Coloradas manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Coloradas scores a nice knee to the body.
Wayne tries to break the clinch but Coloradas is controlling the position.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wayne throws an elbow but misses.
Wayne trying to land knees to the body.
Coloradas makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Coloradas landing knees to the body.
Coloradas lands with a light punch inside.
Wayne can't find room to land a body shot as Coloradas controls the action.
Wayne misses with a punch to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Coloradas takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Coloradas lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Coloradas connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wayne's face.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Coloradas manages to break the clinch.
Coloradas connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wayne's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Coloradas counter with a right hand.

Wayne is rocked!
Hades Wayne seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wayne wants to clinch.
Wayne gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Coloradas gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Wayne is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mangas Coloradas!
A very excited looking Mangas Coloradas made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.