PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Sawyer (ranked 5718 p4p, 5154 weight class) and Ben Burner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hans Sawyer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Sawyer
vs
Burner

195 cm
19
250
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
25
265
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hans Sawyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ben Burner!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sawyer lands with a straight right. Burner didn't see that one coming.
Sawyer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Burner should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Burner tries to clinch up but Sawyer circles away and keeps his distance.
Sawyer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Burner checks a low kick from Sawyer.
Sawyer throws a solid leg kick but Burner takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sawyer.
Burner counters with a body kick.
Sawyer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Burner takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sawyer scores with a jab. Burner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Sawyer misses with a head kick.
Burner thinks about the counter body kick.
Sawyer digs a good body shot into Burner's ribs.
Burner looks winded!
Burner wants to clinch up but Sawyer keeps it at a distance.
A jab from Sawyer finds it's way through Burner's defenses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sawyer.
Sawyer lands a really nice looking cross but Burner seems unphased.
Sawyer throws a low kick, looking for Burner's leg but Burner calmly moves out of range.
Sawyer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Sawyer connects with a single shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Sawyer.

Burner is rocked!
Burner misses with a shot to the body
and Sawyer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Burner is still on wobbly legs! Can Sawyer finish him?
Burner blocks a head kick by Sawyer.
Sawyer lands with an uppercut that bounces Burner off the cage and back into range.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Sawyer! Burner is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Sawyer!
A relieved looking Hans Sawyer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.