PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf (ranked 2939 p4p, 3474 weight class) and Coyote Wolf (ranked 405 p4p, 466 weight class). Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tamdfjsmf
vs
Wolf

184 cm
30
190
11 - 25 - 0

187 cm
28
191
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Coyote Wolf!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tamdfjsmf closes the distance and clinches up with Wolf, looking for a takedown. Tamdfjsmf pushes Wolf against the cage but Wolf circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf wants to clinch.

Tamdfjsmf looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Tamdfjsmf trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tamdfjsmf throws a big right hand that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wolf pulls Tamdfjsmf in close to his closed guard and prevents Tamdfjsmf from doing any damage or advancing position.
Tamdfjsmf has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control from the top but Wolf keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf landing with the ground and pound.
Tamdfjsmf sitting in guard, not really doing much.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wolf is on top in guard.

Tamdfjsmf is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tamdfjsmf looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wolf trying to stand up but can't free himself from Tamdfjsmf's guard.
Wolf preventing the sweep.
Tamdfjsmf lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Tamdfjsmf trying to control the position from guard on top but Wolf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Tamdfjsmf slips nicely into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control but Wolf is keeping him busy.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Tamdfjsmf lands a nice short elbow.
Wolf keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Tamdfjsmf throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control. Wolf wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Tamdfjsmf thows a huge punch but Wolf dodges it nicely.

Tamdfjsmf is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Wolf doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Tamdfjsmf.
Tamdfjsmf content to control rather than advance.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Coyote Wolf is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wolf lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Wolf throws a head kick but Tamdfjsmf moves out of range.
Wolf slips under a jab.
Tamdfjsmf tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Wolf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tamdfjsmf tries to close the distance and clinch but Wolf swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wolf works the jab nicely.
Tamdfjsmf shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wolf as he jumps to the side.
Tamdfjsmf moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wolf scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tamdfjsmf in his tracks.
Wolf lands the left hand.

Tamdfjsmf darts in and clinches Wolf up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wolf pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Donk. Wolf catches Tamdfjsmf right on the button with a cross.
Wolf connects with a single shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wolf avoids the head kick by Tamdfjsmf.
Tamdfjsmf on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Tamdfjsmf is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf doesn't manage to clinch there - Wolf circles away.
Wolf throws a head kick that Tamdfjsmf semi-blocks.
Oh Tamdfjsmf is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wolf circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Tamdfjsmf to the canvas! Tamdfjsmf doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Wolf keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Coyote Wolf!
After the big win, Coyote Wolf made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors HELLBENT and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.