PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maximilian Bonaparte (ranked 102 p4p, 329 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 16 p4p, 52 weight class). Dispatch Regulator has chosen A Doon Hicky as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bonaparte
vs
Dispatch Regulator

205 cm
24
245
12 - 3 - 0

189 cm
23
255
9 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Maximilian Bonaparte!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Columbo Gatti and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Bonaparte counters with a nice body shot.
Dispatch Regulator is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A low kick from Dispatch Regulator is predictable there
and Bonaparte counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dispatch Regulator thinking.
Bonaparte ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dispatch Regulator moves away.
Bonaparte ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dispatch Regulator moves away.
Bonaparte has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dispatch Regulator.
Bonaparte on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bonaparte doesn't seem bothered though.
Bonaparte looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dispatch Regulator throws a wild body kick that Bonaparte sees coming a mile off.
Dispatch Regulator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bonaparte jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dispatch Regulator looks for the body kick but Bonaparte saw that one coming.
Dispatch Regulator keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bonaparte misses with a left hand
enabling Dispatch Regulator to counter with a crisp jab.
Dispatch Regulator has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Bonaparte scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Dispatch Regulator throws a poor cross that misses
and Bonaparte counters with a body kick.
Dispatch Regulator throws a big shot that misses.
Dispatch Regulator ducks right into an uppercut from Bonaparte.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a left hand
enabling Bonaparte to counter with a crisp jab.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dispatch Regulator misses with an uppercut
letting Bonaparte counter with a right hand.
Dispatch Regulator is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Dispatch Regulator needs to keep his hands up - Bonaparte had a free shot at his head there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dispatch Regulator misses with a left hand
and Bonaparte counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Bonaparte misses with a body kick.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a left hand
and Bonaparte counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bonaparte moves away.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a lunging right hand
and Bonaparte counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a jab to the body
and Bonaparte counters with a nice body shot.
Bonaparte punishes Dispatch Regulator's body with a nice straight punch.
Dispatch Regulator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bonaparte was well out of range. Poor timing from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dispatch Regulator looks winded!
Dispatch Regulator throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bonaparte makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bonaparte lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Bonaparte cracks Dispatch Regulator with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bonaparte has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Dispatch Regulator to stand back up!

Dispatch Regulator is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bonaparte changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bonaparte throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Look low, kick high! Bonaparte uses the oldest trick in the book to send Dispatch Regulator tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Bonaparte is absolutely delighted - when Dispatch Regulator wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Maximilian Bonaparte!
Maximilian Bonaparte retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, an emotional Maximilian Bonaparte said 'Boom Boom Boom '.