PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Herleifr Conchobhar (ranked 1139 p4p, 718 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 61 p4p, 37 weight class). Dispatch Regulator comes into a darkened arena with his song building. A Doon Hicky kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Conchobhar
vs
Dispatch Regulator

190 cm
32
265
22 - 14 - 1

189 cm
27
259
14 - 8 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Brooklyn Threads
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Herleifr Conchobhar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conchobhar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dispatch Regulator.

Dispatch Regulator clinches with his opponent.
Our sources have told us that Conchobhar has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Dispatch Regulator working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Conchobhar's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Conchobhar looking to stall.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a right to the head.
Conchobhar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a punch to the body.
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice uppercut.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conchobhar lands with a light punch inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Dispatch Regulator.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conchobhar backwards.
Conchobhar is trying to break the clinch but Dispatch Regulator has him pressed against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator tries to pull guard but Conchobhar forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator lands a right hand.
Conchobhar misses with the head strike.

Conchobhar breaks from the clinch.
Conchobhar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Conchobhar scores with a decent looking hook.
Conchobhar misses with an uppercut. Dispatch Regulator saw that one coming.
Dispatch Regulator chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a loose jab but Conchobhar uses good head movement to avoid it.
It looked like Conchobhar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Conchobhar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Conchobhar takes a swing at Dispatch Regulator's ribcage but misses.
Dispatch Regulator throws an off balance right hand
and Dispatch Regulator takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conchobhar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dispatch Regulator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Conchobhar.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Conchobhar moves out of range of the body kick.
A little feinted left hand from Conchobhar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dispatch Regulator throws the kick towards the body but Conchobhar avoids it.
Conchobhar smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dispatch Regulator lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Conchobhar misses the shot to the body.
Conchobhar misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick from Dispatch Regulator, right into the meat of the thigh.
Conchobhar stuns Dispatch Regulator with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Conchobhar cracks a nice hook into Dispatch Regulator's ribs.
Conchobhar misses with a hook
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Herleifr Conchobhar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conchobhar moves out of range as Dispatch Regulator strikes.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a kick to the body.
Conchobhar scores with a nice strike.
Conchobhar has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Conchobhar lands a body shot.

Dispatch Regulator closes the distance and pushes Conchobhar back into the cage.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body punch.
Dispatch Regulator has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Conchobhar seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dispatch Regulator can turn it around.

Conchobhar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Good leg kick by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator throws a push kick but Conchobhar slaps the foot to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conchobhar throws a jab but it's blocked by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator throws a big counter head kick but Conchobhar avoids it with no problem.
Good exchange - Conchobhar coming out on top.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Dispatch Regulator throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Conchobhar looks to land a right hand but Dispatch Regulator moved out of range.
A jab from Conchobhar finds it's way through Dispatch Regulator's defenses.
Dispatch Regulator ducks right into an uppercut from Conchobhar.
Conchobhar looks to throw the jab but Dispatch Regulator is out of range.
Conchobhar throws a sloppy body shot
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a nice leg kick.
Conchobhar getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Conchobhar throws a poor cross that misses
and Dispatch Regulator makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A jab from Conchobhar finds it's way through Dispatch Regulator's defenses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chronian Dispatch Regulator will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chronian Dispatch Regulator's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dispatch Regulator moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dispatch Regulator avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Conchobhar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dispatch Regulator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Conchobhar takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Conchobhar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Conchobhar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab from Dispatch Regulator misses.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Conchobhar doesn't seem bothered though.
Herleifr Conchobhar is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator delivers a nice body kick.

Dispatch Regulator clinches with his opponent.
Conchobhar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Conchobhar blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator stalling.
Conchobhar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dispatch Regulator swings wildly with an uppercut but Conchobhar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dispatch Regulator pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator tries to throw a body punch but Conchobhar avoids it by throwing Dispatch Regulator back against the cage.
Conchobhar working hard to break the clinch.
Conchobhar blocks a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
Conchobhar tries to circle away but Dispatch Regulator has him pinned against the cage.
Conchobhar wants to break the clinch but can't.
Conchobhar dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dispatch Regulator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dispatch Regulator keeps control of Conchobhar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Conchobhar.
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator blocking some punches.
A short right from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A head punch on the inside from Dispatch Regulator fails to land.
Conchobhar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Conchobhar blocks a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dispatch Regulator lands a shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conchobhar backwards.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body punch.
Dispatch Regulator works on Conchobhar's body with a couple of short punches.
Dispatch Regulator lands a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Dispatch Regulator.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dispatch Regulator working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a shot to the side of Conchobhar's head.
Still in the clinch, Dispatch Regulator scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dispatch Regulator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conchobhar backwards.
Dispatch Regulator cracks Conchobhar with a nice body shot.
Dispatch Regulator pushes Conchobhar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a shoulder strike.
Dispatch Regulator lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conchobhar backwards.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dispatch Regulator lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice shot to the body.
A hook to the body from Dispatch Regulator.

Dispatch Regulator drops Conchobhar onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Conchobhar is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Conchobhar is rocked!
Dispatch Regulator unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Conchobhar! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Dispatch Regulator is unloading with more strikes now! Conchobhar drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.