PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Allan Coe (ranked 2166 p4p, 18249 weight class) and Aaron Washington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Coe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Nothing To Lose - Cowboys From Hell. Aaron Washington will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Coe
vs
Washington

215 cm
43
242
20 - 14 - 0

198 cm
42
238
8 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, David Allan Coe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Aaron Washington!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Coe looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Washington!
Washington tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Coe controls the position.

Coe is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Washington knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Coe has hold of Washington's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Washington tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Coe cranks the arm and Washington screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Washington, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). David Allan Coe!
David Allan Coe managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, into his post fight interview.