PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ispa Perkele (ranked 433 p4p, 307 weight class) and Garik Andonian (ranked 59 p4p, 42 weight class). Ispa Perkele is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Perkele
vs
Andonian

178 cm
24
170
14 - 3 - 0

187 cm
42
176
18 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Arcticus University: London
HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Ispa Perkele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Garik Andonian!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Andonian needs to keep his hands up - Perkele had a free shot at his head there.
Andonian lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Perkele backs up against the cage.
Perkele feints and then cracks Andonian's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Andonian down.
Perkele has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Andonian finds it's way round the side to connect with Perkele's head.
Perkele throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Andonian looks to score with a jab to the body but Perkele is just out of range.
Perkele throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Andonian sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Andonian is looking for the big counter here.
Jab, jab by Andonian - just one landing.
A jab from Perkele finds it's way through Andonian's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Andonian wants to clinch up but Perkele keeps it at a distance.
Perkele connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Andonian slips under a jab from Perkele.
Perkele throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Andonian stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Perkele blocks the body kick.
Andonian gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Andonian is rocked!
Perkele flashes Andonian a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Andonian's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Andonian crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Perkele punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ispa Perkele!
Ispa Perkele made sure to mention his sponsor, Arcticus University: London in his post fight interview.