PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tico Tico (ranked 1055 p4p, 595 weight class) and Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 60 p4p, 31 weight class). Tico comes to the cage accompanied by Paco De Lucia - Tico Tico . Cuntmara comes into a darkened arena with his song building. $$ Hoes mad $$ kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Tico
vs
Cuntmara

163 cm
25
139
16 - 9 - 0

179 cm
32
138
24 - 11 - 3

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conquer
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tico Tico!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Ben Hemmingworth and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cuntmara lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tico takes one to the side of the head.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
Tico keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
It seemed like Cuntmara was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tico scoring well with a low kick there.
Cuntmara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tico feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cuntmara throws a right hand that misses
and Tico counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tico lands with an overhand left.
A lazy left from Cuntmara finds it's target.

It looks like Tico Tico has been cut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Tico darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cuntmara moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tico misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuntmara buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cuntmara. Tico shrugs it off though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara defending well as Tico loads up on a big left hand.
Cuntmara misses the jab.
Cuntmara uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tico.
Cuntmara throws a body kick that misses.
Cuntmara has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tico finds it's way round the side to connect with Cuntmara's head.
Cuntmara lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tico staying out of range there.
Cuntmara takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A big right from Cuntmara misses.
Tico takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tico scores with a sloppy right hand. Cuntmara should have avoided that one.
Tico ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.
Tico appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Cuntmara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntmara swings for the body but Tico moves out of range.
Tico slips under a jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a poor cross that misses
and Tico counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tico throws a jab when Cuntmara was well out of range.
Cuntmara looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cuntmara getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cuntmara misses with a left hand
and Tico counters with a thumping low kick.
Cuntmara lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Tico is rocked!
Cuntmara waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tico.
Oh Tico is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cuntmara lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tico circles away quickly and effectively.
Tico looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Tico seems to have got his legs back now.
Cuntmara tries to land a front kick but Tico steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick misses from Cuntmara.
Tico lands a glancing blow to the side of Cuntmara's head.
Cuntmara takes a swing at Tico's ribcage but misses.
Tico throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tico looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tico moves out of range of the strikes.
Cuntmara lands a body shot.
Cuntmara is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the side of Tico's head but Tico sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tico scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tico is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cuntmara connects with the punch.
Good standup being displayed there by Cuntmara as he connects with a hook.
Some wild striking there from Tico.
Tico misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cuntmara slips a jab and a cross from Tico.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tico moves away from the strike by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara connects with a solid leg kick.
Nice shot by Cuntmara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tico needs to keep his hands up - Cuntmara had a free shot at his head there.
Tico throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Tico is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Tico avoids the body shot from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with a straight right.
Cuntmara is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Tico uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cuntmara.
An attempted straight right counter from Tico misses the target.
Cuntmara misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Tico was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cuntmara clobbers Tico with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cuntmara moves out of range as Tico throws a body kick.
Cuntmara misses with a body shot.
Tico lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tico lands a body shot.
Cuntmara avoids a kick to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Cuntmara misses.
Cuntmara with the inside leg kick.
Cuntmara scores with a jab. Tico acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tico Tico's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cuntmara cracks Tico with a good jab.
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cuntmara throws a hook but Tico blocks it.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut. Tico saw that one coming.
Cuntmara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tico moves away.
Cuntmara scores with a nice head shot.
Cuntmara sizes up Tico with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Cuntmara pounces like a tiger and cracks Tico with a vicious hook! Tico is down but not out! Cuntmara follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ibrahim Cuntmara!
After winning the bout, Ibrahim Cuntmara thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.