PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 2766 p4p, 3118 weight class) and Frederic Bastiat (ranked 334 p4p, 364 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

De La Weirdo
vs
Bastiat

181 cm
27
155
10 - 5 - 0

183 cm
25
168
13 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Frederic Bastiat!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Weirdo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastiat was well out of range. Poor timing from De La Weirdo.
Bastiat appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bastiat has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
De La Weirdo throws the left hand but Bastiat avoids the punch easily.
Bastiat is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A shot to the body from De La Weirdo misses
and Bastiat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
De La Weirdo falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bastiat counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Weirdo throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Weirdo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
Bastiat avoids a kick to the body.
De La Weirdo digs a good body shot into Bastiat's ribs.
Bastiat bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
De La Weirdo is looking to wear down Bastiat with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
De La Weirdo loads up on a big right hand but Bastiat slips the punch.
A nice side step and Bastiat releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bastiat.
Bastiat drops down looking to force a counter takedown but De La Weirdo defends it well.
A jab from De La Weirdo misses.
Bastiat is clearly trying to counter these attacks from De La Weirdo with a body shot.
De La Weirdo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastiat moves away.
De La Weirdo lands a jab to the nose.

De La Weirdo lands a big head kick that sends Bastiat tumbling to the mat! De La Weirdo takes a step backwards and waves Bastiat back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bastiat is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
De La Weirdo connects with a body shot that sends Bastiat's belly button to the back.
Bastiat is still on wobbly legs! Can De La Weirdo finish him?
De La Weirdo lands a right hook to the body.
Bastiat seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastiat slips under a jab.
De La Weirdo throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nice body kick there by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the side of Bastiat's head but Bastiat sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastiat! But no joy.
De La Weirdo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bastiat feints the counter takedown.
De La Weirdo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo drops Bastiat with a straight right hand, right on the button! De La Weirdo follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oscar De La Weirdo!
A relieved looking Oscar De La Weirdo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.