PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Granite (ranked 377 p4p, 408 weight class) and Douglas Sampson (ranked 52 p4p, 59 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Granite might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jungle . Sampson has chosen Sunshine (ft. Anthony Hamilton) - Twista as his entrance music. Douglas Sampson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Granite
vs
Sampson

193 cm
26
250
13 - 6 - 0

190 cm
24
260
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Granite !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douglas Sampson!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sampson throws a looping overhand right but Granite ducks down to avoid it.
Granite lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Granite lands with a big right hook that stumbles Sampson - he's out on his feet here! Granite follows up with another monster hook that separates Sampson from consciousness! Sampson falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Granite stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jimmy Granite !
A relieved looking Jimmy Granite thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Douglas Sampson spoke after the fight, saying 'Nothing goes over my head… my reflexes are too fast, but my famously huge turd pre fight left me feeling dizzy and I was seeing double vision the whole fight'.