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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cleon Wright (ranked 929 p4p, 456 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 96 p4p, 44 weight class). Wright comes into the arena with Come out to play blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Cleon Wright !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wright misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Wright .
A head kick misses from Wright .
A leg kick checked by Wright .
Wright wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Dinglestomper looks for the body kick but Wright saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.
Dinglestomper throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper slips under a jab.
Dinglestomper appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dinglestomper moves away from the strike by Wright .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright clobbers Dinglestomper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Wright blocks a jab.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wright clinches with his opponent.
Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick misses from Wright .
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dinglestomper throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wright lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dinglestomper takes a step back to recover.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wright lands a really nice looking cross but Dinglestomper seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Dinglestomper.
Wright uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dinglestomper.
Wright is looking for a counter combo.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dinglestomper lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wright has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wright and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper with a nice calf kick.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wright was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
Wright is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Saggy Dinglestomper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy body shot
letting Wright counter with a right hand.
A low kick from Dinglestomper misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wright cracks Dinglestomper with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wright closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wright is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright 's elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wright creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wright manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wright moves into the clinch.
Dinglestomper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wright throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Wright .
Wright lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wright misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wright holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Wright .
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Cleon Wright dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Wright counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wright misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wright pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wright doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wright misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick there by Dinglestomper.
Wright takes one on the button.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright lunges at Dinglestomper with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dinglestomper's hand.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Wright walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Wright 's belly button to the back.
Dinglestomper takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dinglestomper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Wright misses with a jab to the body
and Dinglestomper counters with a stiff right hand.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Wright 's head.
Dinglestomper moves into range and clinches up with Wright .
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wright has Dinglestomper pressed against the cage, preventing Dinglestomper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Wright has Dinglestomper pressed against the cage, preventing Dinglestomper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper wants to get back to striking at distance but Wright won't allow it.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wright .
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wright 's elbow.
Wright lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Wright controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries to circle away but Wright has him pinned against the cage.
Wright blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wright stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wright misses with a punch to the body.
Wright lands with a light punch inside.
Wright 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wright blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Wright lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.
Wright working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wright lands a body shot in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Wright .
Dinglestomper manages to break the clinch.
Wright comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Good work by Wright as he checks the leg kick.
Wright swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Wright was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wright checks a leg kick nicely.
A slow jab from Dinglestomper misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromWright .
Wright lands a jab to the nose.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wright .
It looked like Wright was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Wright throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch
and Wright counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wright blocks a leg kick.
Wright went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Dinglestomper misses with a right hand
and Wright counters with a crisp one two that drops Dinglestomper! Wright thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Dinglestomper to his feet! Dinglestomper is in big trouble!
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper misses the body punch
and Wright counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick!
Dinglestomper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wright .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wright uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cleon Wright is winning the standup battle so far.
Good standup being displayed there by Wright as he connects with a hook.
Wright takes one to the chin there.
Wright takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wright tries a head kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Wright tries to land a body kick
and Wright takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wright goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wright tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Wright misses with an uppercut. Dinglestomper saw that one coming.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wright throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wright tries to close the distance and clinch but Dinglestomper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dinglestomper closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Dinglestomper fails to land.
Wright blocking some punches.
Wright lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
Dinglestomper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper swings for the body but Wright moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dinglestomper.
Wright lands a nice hook to Dinglestomper's body. Dinglestomper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wright stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dinglestomper throws a poor cross that misses
and Wright counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wright moves away.
Wright was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wright misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wright dips to his left and cracks Dinglestomper with an uppercut!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Wright misses the target.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Saggy Dinglestomper.
I think Dinglestomper has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Cleon Wright !
A victorious Cleon Wright thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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