PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anakin Skywalker (ranked 4897 p4p, 3248 weight class) and Baki Hanma (ranked 504 p4p, 417 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Baki Hanma was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Skywalker
vs
Hanma

225 cm
18
174
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
19
195
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Anakin Skywalker !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Baki Hanma!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Paul Gruel and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanma lands with a hook. Skywalker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Skywalker looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Skywalker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hanma moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hanma lands with an overhand left.
Hanma lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Skywalker is rocked!
Hanma lands a big right hook! Skywalker looks hurt but is still standing! Hanma lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Skywalker falls down and Hanma dives in with a huge hammer fist! Skywalker 's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Hanma runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Baki Hanma!
Baki Hanma really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that PWNAGE™ logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Anakin Skywalker spoke after the fight, saying 'I let you win because you are handicap ha ha ha! '.