PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mc Muffin (ranked 3180 p4p, 3376 weight class) and Gee Wiz (ranked 98 p4p, 110 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Muffin
vs
Wiz

188 cm
26
210
5 - 3 - 0

177 cm
27
170
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

IC&E Nutrition (& 10% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mc Muffin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gee Wiz!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiz lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wiz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wiz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Muffin tries to bum rush Wiz with a series of wild strikes but Wiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Muffin misses with a left hand
and Wiz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wiz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice uppercut there from Wiz.
Wiz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Muffin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wiz throws a head kick that misses
and Wiz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muffin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Muffin takes one to the chin there.
Muffin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wiz manages to avoid it.
Muffin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Muffin looks to throw the jab but Wiz is out of range.
Wiz wants to counter the offense by Muffin and move into the clinch position.
Wiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Muffin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wiz throws a hook but Muffin blocks it.
Muffin is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Wiz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wiz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wiz wants to counter the offense by Muffin and move into the clinch position.
Muffin tries to move into range but Wiz moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wiz might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Muffin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Muffin keeps control of Wiz as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Muffin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Muffin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wiz's elbow.
Muffin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wiz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Muffin working aggressively here.

Wiz breaks the clinch.
A punch lands to the side of Muffin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muffin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Muffin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wiz was well out of range. Poor timing from Muffin .
Muffin tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wiz checks a leg kick.

Muffin moves into the clinch successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muffin tries to throw a body punch but Wiz avoids it by throwing Muffin back against the cage.
Muffin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wiz's efforts to push away.
Wiz is trying to break the clinch but Muffin has him pressed against the cage.
Wiz wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wiz lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Muffin has him pressed against the cage.

Wiz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wiz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Muffin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wiz was well out of range. Poor timing from Muffin .
Wiz is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Muffin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice uppercut lands for Wiz. That snapped Muffin 's head back.
Muffin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wiz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiz throws a sloppy head kick and Muffin moves out of range easily.
Muffin blocks a head kick by Wiz.
Muffin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Muffin pushes Wiz up against the cage in a clinch.

Muffin 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A left lands for Wiz.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Wiz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Muffin tries to work over Wiz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Wiz breaks from the clinch.
A good leg kick by Wiz.
Wiz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muffin swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Muffin moves into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gee Wiz dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Wiz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Wiz throws a right and a left that Muffin avoids nicely.
Wiz moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Muffin looks to land a right hand but Wiz moved out of range.
Gee Wiz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wiz wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muffin slips under a jab.
Muffin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice uppercut lands for Wiz. That snapped Muffin 's head back.
Muffin throws a poor cross that misses
and Wiz counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiz misses with a double jab.
Wiz throws a sloppy head kick and Muffin moves out of range easily.
Muffin fails to land with a series of punches.

Wiz gets a clinch.

Wiz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wiz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wiz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mc Muffin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Muffin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wiz is looking to slow Muffin down with leg kicks.
Wiz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muffin .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muffin keeps the fight on the outside.
Muffin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wiz tries to clinch but Muffin is having none of it.
Muffin was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Muffin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wiz to score with a decent uppercut.
Muffin misses with a hook. Wiz ducked under it nicely.

Wiz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Muffin is trying to break the clinch but Wiz has him pressed against the cage.

Wiz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Muffin wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Muffin swings for the body but Wiz moves out of range.
Wiz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muffin lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Muffin takes the fight into the clinch.

Wiz breaks the clinch.
Wiz moves out of range as Muffin strikes.
Wiz lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Muffin moves forwards but Wiz connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Wiz has taken the fight to the clinch.

Wiz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wiz clobbers Muffin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wiz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Muffin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danga de danga de dang - Wiz scores with a four punch combination!
Muffin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Muffin misses the shot to the body.
Wiz jabs Muffin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wiz tries to clinch but Muffin is having none of it.
Muffin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Wiz counters with a series of strikes. Muffin will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wiz fails to land with a series of punches.
Muffin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wiz.
Wiz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Muffin ducks right into an uppercut from Wiz.

Muffin is rocked!
Wiz feints a jab and as Muffin dips his head, Wiz unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Muffin right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Muffin falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Wiz smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gee Wiz!
Gee Wiz really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Next Gen Sports logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.