PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Xandao Couceiro (ranked 1502 p4p, 601 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 59 p4p, 34 weight class). Couceiro's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Welcome to my Nightmare- Alice Cooper. The crowd seem to be enjoying Dispatch Regulator's choice of entrance music: A Doon Hicky. Chronian Dispatch Regulator has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Couceiro
vs
Dispatch Regulator

179 cm
28
240
7 - 5 - 0

189 cm
27
259
15 - 8 - 1

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Northern Zombie
PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Xandao Couceiro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couceiro misses with a takedown attempt
and Dispatch Regulator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Couceiro shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Couceiro takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Couceiro shoots for a double leg takedown but Dispatch Regulator sprawls well. He's pushed Couceiro's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Couceiro looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Xandao Couceiro. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Dispatch Regulator lands a big uppercut and Couceiro crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Couceiro looks OK. Dispatch Regulator waves Couceiro back to his feet!
Dispatch Regulator cracks Couceiro with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.