PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Francis Oosthuizen (ranked 457 p4p, 2168 weight class) and Oscar De La Weirdo (ranked 69 p4p, 281 weight class). Francis Oosthuizen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Oosthuizen
vs
De La Weirdo

177 cm
29
166
20 - 2 - 0

181 cm
27
155
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

AVALON
Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q

Brooklyn Threads
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Francis Oosthuizen !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar De La Weirdo!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Weirdo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oosthuizen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Oosthuizen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
De La Weirdo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Weirdo moves out of range as Oosthuizen strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Oosthuizen as he connects with a hook.
Oosthuizen misses with a double jab.
And De La Weirdo responds with a good body kick, but Oosthuizen manages to step out the way in time.
De La Weirdo throws a hook but Oosthuizen avoids it easily.
A jab from De La Weirdo misses.
Oosthuizen misses with an uppercut
and De La Weirdo counters with a straight right hand.
Oosthuizen throws a big shot that misses.
De La Weirdo tests Oosthuizen 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big right from Oosthuizen misses.
Francis Oosthuizen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oosthuizen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good standup being displayed there by Oosthuizen as he connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Oosthuizen lands an impressive looking overhand right. De La Weirdo doesn't seem phased though.
Oosthuizen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Oosthuizen moves in looking to clinch but De La Weirdo pushes him off.
Oosthuizen throws a right hand that De La Weirdo ducks under and follows up with a left that De La Weirdo also avoids with ease.
Oosthuizen scores with a sloppy right hand. De La Weirdo should have avoided that one.
Oosthuizen closes the distance looking to clinch
and De La Weirdo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oosthuizen throws a poor cross that misses
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice body shot.
Oosthuizen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De La Weirdo moves away.
De La Weirdo misses with a hook. Oosthuizen ducked under it nicely.
Oosthuizen scores with a punch to the head.
De La Weirdo misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo punishes Oosthuizen 's body with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen lands with an overhand left.
De La Weirdo misses with an attempted mid kick.
De La Weirdo looks to throw a body kick
and Oosthuizen counters with a stiff right hand.
Jab by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oosthuizen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oosthuizen is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

Oosthuizen gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Oosthuizen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Oosthuizen 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oosthuizen throws out a loose jab but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oosthuizen lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.
Oosthuizen tries to clinch up but De La Weirdo circles away and keeps his distance.
De La Weirdo looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Oosthuizen wants to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a stiff right hand.
Oosthuizen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De La Weirdo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Oosthuizen throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oosthuizen doesn't seem bothered though.
Oosthuizen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oosthuizen takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oosthuizen throws an overhand right that lands on De La Weirdo's shoulder, as De La Weirdo tries to avoid the shot.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt.
A punch combination from Oosthuizen misses.
De La Weirdo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Oosthuizen is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Oosthuizen looks to land a combination but De La Weirdo avoids it well.

Oosthuizen rushes De La Weirdo and presses him up against the cage.
Oosthuizen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
De La Weirdo can't find room to land a body shot as Oosthuizen controls the action.
Oosthuizen tries to throw a body punch but De La Weirdo avoids it by throwing Oosthuizen back against the cage.
Oosthuizen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo blocks an uppercut.
Oosthuizen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oosthuizen avoiding damage as De La Weirdo throws knees to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Francis Oosthuizen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Oosthuizen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
De La Weirdo circles away from the clinch attempt
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Oosthuizen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocks a jab.
Oosthuizen takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Francis Oosthuizen has been cut.
Oosthuizen throws a right hand that De La Weirdo ducks under and follows up with a left that De La Weirdo also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oosthuizen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Oosthuizen clinches.
De La Weirdo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oosthuizen misses with a punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo tries to throw a body punch but Oosthuizen avoids it by throwing De La Weirdo back against the cage.
Oosthuizen prevents a body shot from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo missing with knees to the body.
De La Weirdo has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Oosthuizen seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if De La Weirdo can turn it around.

De La Weirdo breaks the clinch.
Oosthuizen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
De La Weirdo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
De La Weirdo doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Francis Oosthuizen is winning the standup battle so far.
De La Weirdo lands with a cross.
De La Weirdo looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oosthuizen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oosthuizen tries to clinch but De La Weirdo moves away
and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oosthuizen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oosthuizen throws a lazy right hand but De La Weirdo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Oosthuizen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oosthuizen looks to land a right hand but De La Weirdo moved out of range.

Oosthuizen rushes De La Weirdo and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
De La Weirdo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oosthuizen misses with a hook from the clinch.
De La Weirdo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Oosthuizen avoids it.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
De La Weirdo blocks an uppercut.
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen misses with a short punch on the inside.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike.
Oosthuizen blocks a body shot from De La Weirdo.
A head punch blocked on the inside by De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen lands a shoulder strike.
De La Weirdo misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Oosthuizen - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Oosthuizen fails to land.
Oosthuizen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Francis Oosthuizen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
De La Weirdo tries to work over Oosthuizen 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Oosthuizen managing to block the knees to the body from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oosthuizen swings wildly with an uppercut but De La Weirdo uses good head movement to avoid it.
De La Weirdo misses with some punches.
Oosthuizen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oosthuizen misses with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo working aggressively here.

De La Weirdo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oosthuizen throws a looping overhand right but De La Weirdo ducks down to avoid it.
Oosthuizen lands with a straight right. De La Weirdo didn't see that one coming.
Oosthuizen misses with a right hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a nice uppercut.
De La Weirdo misses with a looping right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Weirdo throws a sloppy head kick and Oosthuizen moves out of range easily.
De La Weirdo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oosthuizen fails with an attempt to clinch.
It seemed like De La Weirdo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
De La Weirdo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Oosthuizen to counter with a crisp jab.
Oosthuizen is looking to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Weirdo misses.

Oosthuizen moves into range and clinches up with De La Weirdo.
Oosthuizen blocks an elbow strike from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo tries to break the clinch but Oosthuizen is controlling the position.
De La Weirdo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Oscar De La Weirdo will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Francis Oosthuizen 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Oosthuizen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting De La Weirdo counter with a right hand.
De La Weirdo throws a lazy right hand but Oosthuizen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Oosthuizen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De La Weirdo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
De La Weirdo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
De La Weirdo scores with the left hand. Oosthuizen knows he should have avoided that one.
De La Weirdo blocks a jab.
Oosthuizen swings widly with a right hand
and De La Weirdo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oosthuizen misses the body punch

and De La Weirdo counters with a crisp right hand that drops Oosthuizen ! De La Weirdo lets Oosthuizen back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Oosthuizen is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from De La Weirdo misses.
Oh Oosthuizen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice shot by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen staying out of range there.
Oosthuizen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Oosthuizen seems to have got his legs back now.
Oosthuizen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De La Weirdo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Francis Oosthuizen 's cut is getting worse.
De La Weirdo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Oosthuizen .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oosthuizen needs to keep his hands up - De La Weirdo had a free shot at his head there.
De La Weirdo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen blocks a head kick by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo misses with a wild body shot.
De La Weirdo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Oosthuizen darts in trying to clinch
and De La Weirdo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oosthuizen is looking to clinch but De La Weirdo is avoiding it.
De La Weirdo throws a big counter head kick but Oosthuizen avoids it with no problem.
Oosthuizen lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Weirdo off the cage and back into range.

Oosthuizen moves into the clinch successfully.
De La Weirdo lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oosthuizen throws a punch but it's blocked by De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oosthuizen lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oosthuizen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of De La Weirdos head.
De La Weirdo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Oosthuizen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oosthuizen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of De La Weirdo backwards.
Oosthuizen scores with a shot to the side of De La Weirdo's head.
Oosthuizen misses with some punches.
Oosthuizen lands with a left to the head.
A body shot lands from De La Weirdo.
De La Weirdo blocking some punches.

De La Weirdo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oosthuizen wants to clinch up but De La Weirdo keeps it at a distance.
De La Weirdo throws out a counter right but Oosthuizen avoids it with no problem.
De La Weirdo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oosthuizen misses with a hook.
Oosthuizen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Oosthuizen tries to clinch but De La Weirdo is having none of it.
De La Weirdo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Oosthuizen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De La Weirdos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Oosthuizen missing with a left hand there. De La Weirdo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
De La Weirdo thuds his right hand into Oosthuizen 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
De La Weirdo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

De La Weirdo gets tackled into the cage by Oosthuizen . Oosthuizen maintains the clinch.
Oosthuizen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
De La Weirdo has had enough of the clinch but Oosthuizen keeps him there for the moment.
A short uppercut from Oosthuizen .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oosthuizen .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De La Weirdo lands with a right to the head.
Oosthuizen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite De La Weirdo's efforts to push away.
De La Weirdo lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good body shot from Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen blocking some punches.
Oosthuizen takes a shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Oosthuizen .
De La Weirdo throws a punch but it's blocked by Oosthuizen .
Oosthuizen misses with a hook from the clinch.
De La Weirdo lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Oosthuizen fails to land.

De La Weirdo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Oosthuizen misses with a hook.
Oosthuizen doesn't manage to clinch there - De La Weirdo circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

De La Weirdo tries to keep at a distance but Oosthuizen has taken the fight into the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Weirdo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think De La Weirdo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Weirdo!
Our winner, Oscar De La Weirdo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.