PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jumba Jookiba (ranked 22776 p4p, 2050 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seagal has chosen Not for Sale as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Steven Seagal has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jumba Jookiba's chin.

Jookiba
vs
Seagal

225 cm
30
265
6 - 18 - 0

190 cm
38
286
21 - 20 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumba Jookiba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Seagal. No joy for Jookiba on that attempt.
Seagal connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jookiba's hands.
Seagal leaves Jookiba with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Seagal displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jookiba.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jumba Jookiba. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jookiba is defended easily by Seagal.
Seagal wants to counter with a clinch but Jookiba pushes him away.
Seagal misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Seagal cracks a nice hook into Jookiba's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jookiba blocks a head kick by Seagal.

Seagal takes the fight into the clinch.
Jookiba is trying to force a seperation but Seagal has the dominant position.

Seagal breaks the clinch.
Seagal tries to clinch but Jookiba moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jookiba appears to be looking for a big counter.
Steven Seagal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seagal swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jookiba really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Seagal scores with a body shot.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jookiba is defended easily by Seagal.
Seagal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jookiba tries to clinch there but Seagal circles away.
Seagal with the counter takedown but Jookiba avoids it easily.
Seagal fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jookiba looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Seagal goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jookiba is breathing heavily.
Seagal throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jookiba feinted with a counter takedown.
Seagal throws a sloppy head kick and Jookiba moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Seagal misses.
Seagal bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jookiba's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jookiba shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Seagal as he jumps to the side.
Seagal lands a nice looking body shot.
Jookiba shoots in for a takedown but Seagal shows good takedown defense.
And Seagal tries to counter it with a takedown but Jookiba pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Seagal drops Jookiba with a beautiful combination! Jookiba stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Seagal is looking for the KO!

Jookiba is rocked!

It looks like Jumba Jookiba has been cut.
Seagal is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Seagal shuts the power down on Jookiba. Lights out, game over! Seagal is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Steven Seagal!