PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 490 p4p, 920 weight class) and Tor KillsInWater (ranked 70 p4p, 128 weight class). Dispatch Regulator comes to the cage accompanied by A Doon Hicky. Chronian Dispatch Regulator had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Dispatch Regulator
vs
KillsInWater

189 cm
25
248
11 - 6 - 1

210 cm
32
238
17 - 5 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HELLBENT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tor KillsInWater!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Mauricio Rocha and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
KillsInWater misses with an uppercut. Dispatch Regulator saw that one coming.
KillsInWater connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
KillsInWater throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A counter left hand to the body from Dispatch Regulator misses its target.
Dispatch Regulator thumps KillsInWater with a low kick.
KillsInWater moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dispatch Regulator steps to the side to avoid the strikes from KillsInWater.

KillsInWater tries to keep at a distance but Dispatch Regulator has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator keeps the fight in the clinch, despite KillsInWater's efforts to push away.

KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big left from KillsInWater misses.
A solid body kick from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator's hands are dropping dangerously low here and KillsInWater connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dispatch Regulator scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dispatch Regulator misses the jab.
Dispatch Regulator ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
KillsInWater scores with a spinning back kick!
KillsInWater lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dispatch Regulator at a distance.
KillsInWater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dispatch Regulator tries to clinch but KillsInWater moves out of range.
KillsInWater pulls out of a head kick attempt.
KillsInWater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dispatch Regulator.
KillsInWater pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dispatch Regulator uses good head movement to avoid the hook from KillsInWater.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater thows a left - swing and a miss!
KillsInWater misses with a hook
enabling Dispatch Regulator to counter with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator throws an overhand right that lands on KillsInWater's shoulder, as KillsInWater tries to avoid the shot.

Dispatch Regulator has closed the distance and engaged KillsInWater in a clinch.
Dispatch Regulator has KillsInWater pressed against the cage, preventing KillsInWater from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
KillsInWater prevents a body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a short punch on the inside.

KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dispatch Regulator takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to clinch but KillsInWater is avoiding it.
Dispatch Regulator staying out of range there.
Dispatch Regulator is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater throws a hook but Dispatch Regulator avoids it easily.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a kick to the body.
KillsInWater throws a body shot but no joy.
KillsInWater takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dispatch Regulator tries to close the distance and clinch up but KillsInWater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice uppercut there from KillsInWater.
Dispatch Regulator takes a shot right to the bread basket.
KillsInWater lands a jab to the nose.
Dispatch Regulator throws a body punch but KillsInWater moves out of range.
KillsInWater throws a push kick but Dispatch Regulator slaps the foot to one side.
KillsInWater is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A bone on bone clash there as KillsInWater blocks the leg kick.

Dispatch Regulator has KillsInWater up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

KillsInWater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dispatch Regulator doesn't manage to clinch there - KillsInWater circles away.
KillsInWater misses with a body kick.
KillsInWater lands a really nice looking cross but Dispatch Regulator seems unphased.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
KillsInWater on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A big left from KillsInWater misses.
Dispatch Regulator throws a hook but KillsInWater avoids it easily.
Dispatch Regulator takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dispatch Regulator takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dispatch Regulator takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
KillsInWater looks to throw the jab but Dispatch Regulator is out of range.
KillsInWater misses with a body kick.
Dispatch Regulator throwing a counter right hand but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tor KillsInWater dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

KillsInWater looks to throw a body kick
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a stiff right hand.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. KillsInWater doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab from KillsInWater misses.
KillsInWater checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dispatch Regulator looks to land a body kick but KillsInWater moved away.
KillsInWater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dispatch Regulator thows a leg kick but KillsInWater checks it
letting KillsInWater counter with a right hand.
Dispatch Regulator throws out a leg kick but KillsInWater moves out of range and Dispatch Regulator only half commits.
KillsInWater throws a poor cross that misses

and Dispatch Regulator counters by moving into the clinch.
Dispatch Regulator has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short body shot lands from KillsInWater as the two fighters clinch.

KillsInWater breaks from the clinch.
KillsInWater has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
KillsInWater lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dispatch Regulator swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dispatch Regulator loads up on a big right hand but KillsInWater slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
KillsInWater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
KillsInWater misses with a hook.
KillsInWater takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dispatch Regulator throws a leg kick but KillsInWater sees it coming and checks it nicely.
KillsInWater lands a jab to the head.
KillsInWater scores with a jab.
Dispatch Regulator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dispatch Regulator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as KillsInWater throws out the jab.
Dispatch Regulator missing with a left hand there. KillsInWater was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
KillsInWater throws a series of punches but Dispatch Regulator moves out of range.
KillsInWater lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
KillsInWater tests Dispatch Regulator's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from KillsInWater.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
KillsInWater punishes Dispatch Regulator's body with a nice straight punch.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
KillsInWater uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dispatch Regulator.
KillsInWater misses with a lunging right hand
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dispatch Regulator tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but KillsInWater paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dispatch Regulator takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
KillsInWater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
KillsInWater throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dispatch Regulator walks into a left hand.
KillsInWater misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater lands a jab.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a body kick.
KillsInWater steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dispatch Regulator. That one must have hurt.
KillsInWater catches Dispatch Regulator with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dispatch Regulator looks for the body kick but KillsInWater saw that one coming.
Dispatch Regulator fails in his attempt to clinch.
KillsInWater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A lazy body kick from KillsInWater
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a nice uppercut.
Dispatch Regulator checks a low kick from KillsInWater.
A little feinted left hand from Dispatch Regulator on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a kick to the body.
KillsInWater slips under a jab from Dispatch Regulator.
KillsInWater uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dispatch Regulator.
KillsInWater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dispatch Regulator.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dispatch Regulator needs to keep his hands up - KillsInWater had a free shot at his head there.
Dispatch Regulator throws a chopping leg kick but KillsInWater manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
KillsInWater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
KillsInWater throws an overhand right that lands on Dispatch Regulator's shoulder, as Dispatch Regulator tries to avoid the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Dispatch Regulator is rocked!
KillsInWater fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Dispatch Regulator square on the jaw! Damn, Dispatch Regulator is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tor KillsInWater!
A very excited looking Tor KillsInWater made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.