PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf (ranked 5846 p4p, 4373 weight class) and Lou Sabatory (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Tamdfjsmf
vs
Sabatory

184 cm
31
190
11 - 30 - 0

187 cm
23
185
8 - 16 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lou Sabatory!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sabatory tries for a takedown but Tamdfjsmf circles away easily
and Tamdfjsmf counters with a one-two to the body.
Tamdfjsmf has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Crapollas Gym in the buildup to the fight.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sabatory looking for a takedown.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tamdfjsmf takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Tamdfjsmf gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.

Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Tamdfjsmf is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Tamdfjsmf performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sabatory looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Sabatory looking for submissions off his back.
Sabatory has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Cozad MMA Los Angeles. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Tamdfjsmf controlling the action here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Sabatory looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Tamdfjsmf lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tamdfjsmf is controlling the pace.
Tamdfjsmf's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.
Nice strikes from Tamdfjsmf there.

Sabatory is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tamdfjsmf pulls his head out easily.
Tamdfjsmf sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sabatory actively working from the bottom here.
Sabatory looks winded!
Tamdfjsmf content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Sabatory looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from Tamdfjsmf.
Tamdfjsmf scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tamdfjsmf keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

Tamdfjsmf decides to stand and escape the position.

Tamdfjsmf closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Sabatory's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Tamdfjsmf breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sabatory looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lou Sabatory.

Sabatory tries to keep at a distance but Tamdfjsmf has taken the fight into the clinch.

Tamdfjsmf is trying to trip Sabatory. He has hold of a leg but Sabatory is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Tamdfjsmf persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Tamdfjsmf not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tamdfjsmf chips away with some ground and pound.
Tamdfjsmf sitting in guard here, content to control.
Tamdfjsmf pushes down on Sabatory's leg and manages to get into half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Tamdfjsmf moves into range and clinches up with Sabatory.

Tamdfjsmf jumps guard and drags Sabatory to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Tamdfjsmf has control of Sabatory's left arm, preventing Sabatory from doing any damage.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Tamdfjsmf has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sabatory would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sabatory trying to control but Tamdfjsmf is working from the bottom.
Tamdfjsmf wants to get back to his feet but Sabatory is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf pulls Sabatory in close to prevent any damage.

Tamdfjsmf wriggles free and stands up.
Tamdfjsmf keeps the fight on the outside.

Tamdfjsmf instigates a clinch.
Sabatory is working for takedown but Tamdfjsmf is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tamdfjsmf blocks an elbow strike from Sabatory.

Tamdfjsmf tightens his grip and picks Sabatory up, before dumping him to the ground. Sabatory manages to land in guard.

Sabatory has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tamdfjsmf can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Tamdfjsmf content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sabatory looking for a guillotine here but Tamdfjsmf defends easily.

Tamdfjsmf avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sabatory is breathing heavily.
Tamdfjsmf slips nicely into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf is taking a breather. Sabatory says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Sabatory wants to get back to full guard but Tamdfjsmf has mounted him!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf prevents Sabatory from getting the reversal.
Sabatory is trying to stand up.
Sabatory is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Tamdfjsmf controlling the position easily from mount.
Sabatory really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Sabatory is bucking up trying to escape but Tamdfjsmf cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Tamdfjsmf is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sabatory can do to turn this around?
Tamdfjsmf lands a nice shot to the head.
Tamdfjsmf with a couple of short strikes.
Sabatory is trying to escape the mount.
Tamdfjsmf controlling the position easily from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tamdfjsmf breaks from Sabatory's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Tamdfjsmf tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

Tamdfjsmf is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Tamdfjsmf!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!