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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Corona Virus (ranked 229 p4p, 273 weight class) and Billy Blank (ranked 16 p4p, 34 weight class). Corona Virus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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19 - 7 - 0 |
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14 - 7 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Corona Virus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Blank!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Paul Tew and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blank cracks Virus with an open hand slap.
Virus with a nice calf kick.
Virus throws a leg kick
and Blank counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Corona Virus has been cut.
Blank lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Blank is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Blank misses with a left hand
and Virus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Blank drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Virus right on the button. Virus goes down! Blank follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Blank gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Blank!
Billy Blank seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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