PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Happy Hands (ranked 3207 p4p, 5932 weight class) and Hector Mad Dog (ranked 267 p4p, 369 weight class). Hands kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pharoahe Monch- Simon Says. Happy Hands could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hector Mad Dog's chin.

Hands
vs
Mad Dog

169 cm
19
154
2 - 3 - 0

178 cm
25
154
3 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Happy Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hector Mad Dog!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mad Dog tries to clinch up but Hands circles away and keeps his distance.
Mad Dog tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Mad Dog looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a low kick, right behind Mad Dog 's knee.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mad Dog looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mad Dog tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Hands goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Mad Dog tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hands swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hands. That's going to slow Mad Dog down.
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hands crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mad Dog - the referee stops the clock and Hands gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mad Dog. Hands manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hands throws a push kick but Mad Dog slaps the foot to one side.
Hands scoring well with a low kick there.
Mad Dog bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands swats away the attempt to clinch by Mad Dog.
Hands jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mad Dog tries to clinch up but Hands circles away and keeps his distance.
Hands definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mad Dog moves out of range of the body kick from Hands.
Hands takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Mad Dog clinches.
Mad Dog looking to slow down the pace here.
Hands scores with a hook to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hands.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands digs a right hand into Mad Dog's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mad Dog's gas tank.
Mad Dog looks winded!
A short uppercut from Hands.
Hands lands an uppercut.
Hands on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mad Dog missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hands creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good body shot from Hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Hands.
Hands scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hands pushes Mad Dog back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hands working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hands lands with a short shot to the head.

Hands manages to break the clinch.
Hands scores with a jab.

Mad Dog is rocked!
Hands lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hands throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hands lands a jab to Mad Dog's midsection.
Mad Dog shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mad Dog steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hands. That one must have hurt.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hands throws a good cross that connects.
Mad Dog is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Hands throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mad Dog seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mad Dog. That did some damage!
Mad Dog on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hands. Hands obviously looking to wear him down.
Hands cracks Mad Dog with a good jab.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Mad Dog takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mad Dog has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hands.
Hands throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Hands.
Hands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Mad Dog is just out of range.
Hands sets himself, and Mad Dog steps forward looking for the clinch! Hands avoids it this time.
Hands lands a jab-cross combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands throws a sloppy head kick and Mad Dog moves out of range easily.
Mad Dog was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Hands takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Mad Dog clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Hands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hands creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hands softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hands gets through Mad Dog's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mad Dog or not.
Hands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hands working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hands pushes Mad Dog against the cage. Hands is working some dirty boxing. Hands pushes off with a quick right hook! Mad Dog goes down! Mad Dog tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Hands moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Hands!
A very excited looking Happy Hands rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.