PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Regular Joe (ranked 4954 p4p, 5870 weight class) and Cottoneye Joe (ranked 478 p4p, 520 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Joe
vs
Joe

187 cm
18
225
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
265
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

PWNAGE™
White Gorilla

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Regular Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cottoneye Joe!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Regular Joe throws a head kick that misses.
Cottoneye Joe tries to score with a low kick but Regular Joe moves his leg out of the way.
Regular Joe throws a body shot but no joy.
Cottoneye Joe follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Regular Joe throws a nice head kick!
Cottoneye Joe tries a low kick but Regular Joe avoids it.
Regular Joe scores with a leg kick.
Regular Joe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cottoneye Joe checks the leg kick.
Regular Joe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cottoneye Joe is out of range.
Cottoneye Joe counters with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Regular Joe throws a push kick but Cottoneye Joe slaps the foot to one side.
Cottoneye Joe dodges the punch combination from Regular Joe.
Cottoneye Joe with a nice calf kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Regular Joe.

Regular Joe rushes Cottoneye Joe and presses him up against the cage.

Regular Joe is trying to trip Cottoneye Joe. He has hold of a leg but Cottoneye Joe is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Regular Joe persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Regular Joe passes Cottoneye Joe's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cottoneye Joe is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Cottoneye Joe wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Regular Joe looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Regular Joe trying to control from half guard but Cottoneye Joe is working away.
Cottoneye Joe preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Cottoneye Joe is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Regular Joe wants to control but Cottoneye Joe is keeping him busy.
Cottoneye Joe manages to get to full guard.
Cottoneye Joe looking for a sweep. Not yet Cottoneye Joe, not yet.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Cottoneye Joe holds on and takes a little breather.
Cottoneye Joe looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cottoneye Joe is continuing to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Regular Joe sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Regular Joe preventing the sweep.
Cottoneye Joe is still trying to improve position.
Cottoneye Joe is pulling down on Regular Joe's head. It's preventing any offense from Regular Joe, at least for the moment.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Cottoneye Joe throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
As Cottoneye Joe looks to move away, Regular Joe throws a big counter combo but Cottoneye Joe just gets out of the way.
Cottoneye Joe fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cottoneye Joe tries to close the distance and clinch but Regular Joe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Regular Joe went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Regular Joe misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cottoneye Joe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cottoneye Joe connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cottoneye Joe wants to clinch.
Cottoneye Joe throws out a leg kick but Regular Joe moves out of range and Cottoneye Joe only half commits.
Cottoneye Joe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Regular Joe.
Regular Joe throws a head kick that misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cottoneye Joe.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cottoneye Joe misses with a low kick.
Cottoneye Joe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Regular Joe.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Regular Joe dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Cottoneye Joe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Regular Joe checks it well.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cottoneye Joe - that will leave a mark!
Regular Joe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Regular Joe throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Regular Joe is winning the standup battle so far.
Regular Joe connects with a leg kick.
Cottoneye Joe throws a head kick but Regular Joe moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Regular Joe. That's going to slow Cottoneye Joe down.
Cottoneye Joe throws a leg kick that misses.
Cottoneye Joe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cottoneye Joe throws a half hearted mid kick.
That kick from Cottoneye Joe tenderised Regular Joe's leg. Regular Joe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cottoneye Joe misses with a kick to the body.
Cottoneye Joe looks to land a body kick but Regular Joe moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cottoneye Joe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

Regular Joe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cottoneye Joe, pushing him back against the cage.
Cottoneye Joe misses with a knee to the head.
Cottoneye Joe using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Regular Joe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Regular Joe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cottoneye Joe lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Regular Joe has been cut.
Regular Joe is trying to maintain a safe position but Cottoneye Joe gets an underhook and turns Regular Joe into the cage.
A knee to the head by Cottoneye Joe.
Cottoneye Joe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Regular Joe avoids it.
Cottoneye Joe utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Regular Joe drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cottoneye Joe pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cottoneye Joe with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Regular Joe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cottoneye Joe tries to clinch
and Regular Joe counters with a flying knee. Nice.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Regular Joe tries to land a front kick but Cottoneye Joe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Regular Joe tries a head kick but it misses.

Cottoneye Joe takes the fight into the clinch.
Regular Joe takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cottoneye Joe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Regular Joe avoids it.
Cottoneye Joe missing with knees to the body.

Regular Joe manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Regular Joe has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cottoneye Joe.

Cottoneye Joe instigates a clinch.
Cottoneye Joe landing knees to the body.
Cottoneye Joe tries a knee to the head but Regular Joe blocks it.
Cottoneye Joe landing knees to the head.
Cottoneye Joe tries a knee to the head but Regular Joe blocks it.
Regular Joe avoiding damage as Cottoneye Joe throws knees to the body.
Regular Joe takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cottoneye Joe crunches a lovely knee into Regular Joe's ribcage.
Cottoneye Joe unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cottoneye Joe unloads a knee to the mid-section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cottoneye Joe misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Regular Joe.
Cottoneye Joe missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cottoneye Joe crunches a lovely knee into Regular Joe's ribcage.
Cottoneye Joe landing knees to the body.
Cottoneye Joe scores with a knee to the head.
Cottoneye Joe with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cottoneye Joe lands a knee to the body.
Cottoneye Joe is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cottoneye Joe with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Regular Joe takes a knee right on the jaw!
A knee to the head by Cottoneye Joe.

Regular Joe is rocked!
Cottoneye Joe scores a nice knee to the body.
Oh Regular Joe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cottoneye Joe putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Regular Joe in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Regular Joe seems to have got his legs back now.
Cottoneye Joe with a knee to the head.
Cottoneye Joe has Regular Joe pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Regular Joe is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Cottoneye Joe - that's hurt Regular Joe badly! Oh, another knee lands and Regular Joe is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Regular Joe doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Cottoneye Joe!
Our winner, Cottoneye Joe, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.