PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rock Fish (ranked 3196 p4p, 22847 weight class) and Tunde Balogun (ranked 436 p4p, 642 weight class). Fish's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Imagine Dragons - Warriors. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Fish
vs
Balogun

191 cm
24
205
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
209
3 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Barry Bonds Performance Enhancers -160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rock Fish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tunde Balogun!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Eddie Farnsworth and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fish takes a swing at Balogun's ribcage but misses.
And Balogun tries to counter it with a takedown but Fish pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Balogun checks a low kick from Fish.
The fighters circling - Fish throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And Balogun tries to counter it with a takedown but Fish pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Fish misses with an uppercut.
Balogun tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fish throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Balogun.
Balogun tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Balogun is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Balogun slips under a jab.
Balogun drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Fish defends it well.
Nice defenses there by Balogun.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fish throws a low kick but Balogun moves out of range easily.
And Balogun tries to counter it with a takedown but Fish pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Fish throws a low kick but it's checked well by Balogun.
Balogun tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fish scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fish throws a leg kick which misses Balogun's front leg but catches the back leg as Balogun tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balogun moves out of range as Fish strikes.
Balogun is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Balogun avoids the body shot from Fish.
Balogun on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fish tries to score with a low kick but Balogun moves his leg out of the way.
A big right from Fish misses.
Balogun checks a leg kick nicely.
Balogun is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
An inside leg kick from Fish misses.
Balogun tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fish throws the left hand but Balogun avoids the punch easily.
Fish throws a head kick but Balogun moves out of range.
Fish misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Balogun.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fish scores with a leg kick.
Fish throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Balogun is rocked!
Fish misses with a looping left.
Balogun changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Balogun is still on wobbly legs! Can Fish finish him?
Good leg kick by Fish.
Fish cracks Balogun with a hook to the temple - Balogun is on wobbly legs here! Fish swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Balogun falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Fish wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rock Fish!
After winning the bout, Rock Fish thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.