PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Benny The Bouncer (ranked 903 p4p, 1094 weight class) and Seelow Heights (ranked 135 p4p, 172 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

The Bouncer
vs
Heights

182 cm
32
178
14 - 7 - 0

191 cm
33
209
16 - 12 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Benny The Bouncer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Seelow Heights!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Heights darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Heights avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Heights swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Heights misses with a looping right.
The Bouncer misses with an uppercut.
The Bouncer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Heights's sensitive parts.
Heights displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Heights avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Heights has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Bouncer finds it's way round the side to connect with Heights's head.
The Bouncer scores with a nice strike.
The Bouncer throws a hook to the side of Heights's head but Heights sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Heights staying out of range there.
The Bouncer backing away here, and Heights unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Bouncer throws a leg kick which misses Heights's front leg but catches the back leg as Heights tries to avoid it.
Nice shot by The Bouncer.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Bouncer. Heights does a little dance to reset his feet.
Heights staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heights slips a straight right by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer staying out of range there.
Heights takes a swing at The Bouncer's ribcage but misses.
Heights throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Bouncer thows a leg kick but Heights checks it
and Heights counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Heights throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Bouncer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Bouncer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Heights counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Bouncer throws a right hand that misses
and Heights counters with a right hand to the body.
The Bouncer throws a lazy uppercut
and Heights counters with a nice uppercut.
The Bouncer throws the left hand but Heights avoids the punch easily.
Heights looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Bouncer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Heights has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Heights defending well as The Bouncer loads up on a big left hand.
Heights flicks out a counter leg kick but The Bouncer steps away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heights moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Bouncer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Bouncer throws out a powerful jab.
The Bouncer lands a jab to the head.
The Bouncer throws an off balance right hand
and Heights cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Bouncer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Heights lands a leg kick that knocks The Bouncer off balance momentarily.
A big right from The Bouncer misses.
Heights drops his hands momentarily and The Bouncer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Heights walks into a jab.
The Bouncer throws the left hand but Heights avoids the punch easily.
The Bouncer lands a slapping body shot.
The Bouncer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Bouncer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Heights.
Heights throws a good cross that connects.
Heights ducks under a wild hook from The Bouncer.
Heights slips under a jab from The Bouncer.
A big left from The Bouncer misses.
As The Bouncer backs off Heights throws a huge counter combo but The Bouncer manages to avoid it all.
Heights ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Bouncer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Heights counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Bouncer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

The Bouncer is rocked!
Benny The Bouncer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Bouncer misses the jab.
Oh The Bouncer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Bouncer misses with a looping left.
Heights throws out a counter right but The Bouncer avoids it with no problem.
The Bouncer seems to have got his legs back now.
Heights fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches The Bouncer on the side of the head.
Heights misses with a looping left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heights takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Heights staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Heights takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Bouncer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Heights has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Bouncer defending well as Heights loads up on a big left hand.
Heights is looking to land body kicks.
Heights throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Heights misses with a body shot.
The Bouncer throws a combination that misses
and Heights counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Bouncer thinking.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Heights staying out of range there.
The Bouncer swings widly with a right hand
and Heights counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Heights feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends The Bouncer sprawling to the canvas! The Bouncer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Heights finish him?!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Seelow Heights will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Heights keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heights needs to keep his hands up - The Bouncer had a free shot at his head there.
Nice defenses there by Heights.
Heights throws an uppercut from hell that sends The Bouncer clean off his feet! He's out cold! Heights stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Seelow Heights!
A relieved looking Seelow Heights thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.