PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dookie PooPoo (ranked 3215 p4p, 5088 weight class) and Jacks Sole (ranked 438 p4p, 543 weight class). Dookie PooPoo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jacks Sole's chin.

PooPoo
vs
Sole

185 cm
25
201
3 - 1 - 0

188 cm
18
210
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

White Gorilla
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dookie PooPoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacks Sole!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PooPoo throws a big shot that misses.
Sole with a nice calf kick.
PooPoo keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from PooPoo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sole has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sole and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sole is trying to counter with his kicks.
PooPoo loads up on a big right hand but Sole slips the punch.
Sole with the inside leg kick.
PooPoo fails to land with a series of punches.
Sole flicks out a counter leg kick but PooPoo steps away.
Sole fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and PooPoo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sole.
PooPoo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Sole.
PooPoo blocks a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Sole.
PooPoo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
PooPoo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A good leg kick by Sole.
Sole has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as PooPoo is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PooPoo moves away from the strike by Sole.
Sole lands with a nice body kick.
Sole shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sole tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jacks Sole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sole thumps PooPoo with a low kick.
Sole lands a nice looking body kick.
Sole takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Sole fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt PooPoo.
PooPoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
PooPoo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
PooPoo swats away the attempt to clinch by Sole.
An inside leg kick lands from Sole.

Sole gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

PooPoo breaks from the clinch.
PooPoo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sole circles away quickly and effectively.
Sole only half commits to the counter leg kick.
PooPoo swats away the attempt to clinch by Sole.
PooPoo keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sole fails in his attempt to clinch.
A combination from PooPoo does no damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sole showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from PooPoo.
Sole is trying to counter with his kicks.
PooPoo looks to score with a jab to the body but Sole is just out of range.
PooPoo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sole lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sole connects with an inside leg kick.
Sole bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice side step and Sole releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Sole looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sole lands a nice leg kick that just misses PooPoo's sensitive parts.
Sole tries to clinch but PooPoo moves away
and PooPoo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
PooPoo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sole.
PooPoo throws a right hand that misses
and Sole counters with a body kick.
PooPoo is breathing heavily.
Sole misses with an uppercut. PooPoo saw that one coming.

Sole closes the distance and clinches.
Sole unloads a knee to the mid-section. PooPoo lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sole lands an elbow just above PooPoo 's eye.
PooPoo looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Sole throws a head punch that misses.
PooPoo blocks the elbow strike.
Sole creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through PooPoo's defenses.
Sole lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sole misses with an elbow strike.
Sole throws an elbow that misses.
PooPoo wants to get back to striking at distance but Sole won't allow it.
PooPoo takes an elbow to the temple.
Sole misses with an elbow strike.
Sole throws an elbow but it misses.
PooPoo takes an elbow to the forehead.
A head punch on the inside from Sole fails to land.
Sole lands an elbow inside that PooPoo shrugs off.

It looks like Dookie PooPoo has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sole gets through PooPoo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PooPoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sole creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sole lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sole throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Sole.
PooPoo managing to block the knees to the body from Sole.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sole throws an elbow but misses.
Sole has PooPoo pressed against the cage, preventing PooPoo from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sole misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sole throws an elbow that misses.
PooPoo dodges an elbow strike from Sole.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
PooPoo misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jacks Sole dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dookie PooPoo's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sole fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and PooPoo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sole throws a low kick, looking for PooPoo's leg but PooPoo calmly moves out of range.
Sole tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
PooPoo is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
PooPoo missing with a left hand there. Sole was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
PooPoo moves out of range as Sole throws a body kick.
PooPoo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sole.
Sole walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sole tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
PooPoo throws a low kick but Sole moves out of range easily.
PooPoo jabs at Sole's body.
PooPoo misses with a hook. Sole ducked under it nicely.
PooPoo throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PooPoo throws out a loose jab but Sole uses good head movement to avoid it.

Sole forces PooPoo back against the cage and clinches.
PooPoo effectively controlling the action here.
A head punch on the inside from Sole fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.

PooPoo breaks from the clinch.
Sole scores with a leg kick.
A nice leg kick from Sole, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sole turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sole tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but PooPoo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
PooPoo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
PooPoo keeps the fight on the outside.
An inside leg kick lands from Sole.
Sole throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
PooPoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
PooPoo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sole counters with a leg kick.
Sole pivots, looking for a leg kick but PooPoo is out of range and Sole settles back down.
PooPoo misses the jab.
Sole fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and PooPoo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sole throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sole looks to throw the jab but PooPoo is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo keeps the fight on the outside.
Sole with the inside leg kick.
Sole throws a lazy uppercut
and PooPoo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Sole looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Some wild striking there from PooPoo.
Sole goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sole slips under a jab.
Sole misses with a body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sole. PooPoo shrugs it off though.
Sole tries to clinch up.
Sole with a nice calf kick.
PooPoo steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sole. That one must have hurt.
PooPoo tries to bum rush Sole with a series of wild strikes but Sole uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
PooPoo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sole only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo throws a nice looking combination but Sole bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sole looks to land a right hand but PooPoo moved out of range.
Sole scores with a kick to the midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. PooPoo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Sole instigates a clinch.
Sole throws an elbow but it's blocked.
PooPoo blocks an elbow strike from Sole.
Sole throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sole creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Sole has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sole lands an elbow inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sole throws an elbow but misses.
Sole lands an elbow inside that PooPoo shrugs off.
PooPoo working hard to break the clinch.
PooPoo avoids a wild elbow strike from Sole.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Sole.
PooPoo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sole has a couple of punches blocked by PooPoo.
Sole pushes off an throws an elbow but PooPoo leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PooPoo will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Sole.
Sole working aggressively here.
Jacks Sole seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Sole throws an elbow that misses.
Sole tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
PooPoo managing to block the knees to the body from Sole.
Sole trying to land knees to the body.
PooPoo avoids a wild elbow strike from Sole.
PooPoo takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jacks Sole showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Dookie PooPoo's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Sole ducks under a wild hook from PooPoo.
Sole connects with a leg kick.
Sole delivers a nice body kick.
PooPoo misses with an uppercut. Sole saw that one coming.
PooPoo blocks a low kick nicely.
Sole chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sole connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sole is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A combination from PooPoo does no damage.
Sole connects with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PooPoo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sole sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A low kick lands for Sole.
Sole thumps PooPoo with a low kick.
Sole buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
PooPoo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It looked like PooPoo was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Sole.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sole.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sole is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sole uses good head movement to avoid the hook from PooPoo.
PooPoo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
PooPoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sole tries to clinch there but PooPoo circles away.
Jacks Sole seems to be getting the better of the standup.
PooPoo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
PooPoo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
PooPoo throws a hook but Sole avoids it easily.
Sole misses with a wild body shot.
PooPoo misses with a looping right.
PooPoo throws a front kick aimed at Sole's knee but Sole avoids it well.
PooPoo ducks right into an uppercut from Sole.
Sole tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but PooPoo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sole is looking to clinch but PooPoo is avoiding it.
Sole fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sole swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sole fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sole defending well as PooPoo loads up on a big left hand.
PooPoo misses with an uppercut. Sole saw that one coming.
Sole thows a body kick. PooPoo tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Sole lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Sole drives through and clinches with PooPoo against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sole throws an elbow but misses.
PooPoo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sole throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Sole lands a nice elbow.
Sole misses with an elbow strike.
Sole misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sole throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but PooPoo blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PooPoo avoids a wild elbow strike from Sole.
Sole tries to throw a body punch but PooPoo avoids it by throwing Sole back against the cage.
Sole throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Sole lands an elbow that stopped PooPoo in his tracks for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by PooPoo.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Sole obliges.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice elbow from Sole.
Sole lands a nice elbow.
PooPoo blocks the elbow strike.
Sole lands an elbow that stopped PooPoo in his tracks for a moment.
Sole lands a nice elbow.
Sole throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but PooPoo blocks it with crossed arms.
Dookie PooPoo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sole pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sole lands a nice elbow.
PooPoo dodges an elbow strike from Sole.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sole pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
PooPoo has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Sole pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
PooPoo blocks an elbow strike.
Jacks Sole is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
PooPoo avoiding damage.
Sole scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sole throws an elbow but misses.
PooPoo dodges an elbow strike from Sole.
Sole creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through PooPoo's defenses.
PooPoo throws a head punch that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jacks Sole comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Sole has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacks Sole!
A very excited looking Jacks Sole made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.