PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pee Wee Sasaki (ranked 507 p4p, 1641 weight class) and Murzol Gro Ulfimph (ranked 33 p4p, 101 weight class). Gro Ulfimph is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Have a banana. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Murzol Gro Ulfimph was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sasaki
vs
Gro Ulfimph

168 cm
25
142
13 - 3 - 0

165 cm
41
137
37 - 21 - 4

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pee Wee Sasaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 21 - 4, fighting out of Amsterdam, Murzol Gro Ulfimph!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gro Ulfimph throws a jab but it's blocked by Sasaki.
Sasaki lands the left hand.
Gro Ulfimph pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick from Sasaki misses.
Sasaki blocks a head kick by Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph throws a looping overhand right but Sasaki ducks down to avoid it.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a hook
and Sasaki connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a double jab
and Sasaki makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Sasaki pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gro Ulfimph back to the cage. Sasaki follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Nice defenses there by Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a head kick.
Gro Ulfimph connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sasaki lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gro Ulfimph's sensitive parts.
Gro Ulfimph loads up on a big right hand but Sasaki slips the punch.
Gro Ulfimph pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gro Ulfimph throws a right hand that misses
and Gro Ulfimph takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sasaki takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A lazy body kick from Gro Ulfimph
and Sasaki counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Gro Ulfimph throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Murzol Gro Ulfimph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good shot there by Gro Ulfimph.
Sasaki scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sasaki blocks a head kick by Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sasaki.
A head kick misses from Sasaki.
Gro Ulfimph takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gro Ulfimph swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gro Ulfimph lands a nice shot to the body.
Sasaki is looking to slow Gro Ulfimph down with leg kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gro Ulfimph needs to keep his hands up - Sasaki had a free shot at his head there.
Gro Ulfimph throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sasaki fires out a quick counter leg kick but Gro Ulfimph just manages to avoid it.
Sasaki connects with a right hand. Gro Ulfimph shakes it off.
A head kick misses from Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph lands with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a wild combination.
A swing and a miss from Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph throws a jab but it's blocked by Sasaki.
Gro Ulfimph throws a lazy head kick
and Sasaki counters with a left to the body.
Sasaki throws a leg kick but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gro Ulfimph let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Gro Ulfimph throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Gro Ulfimph tries a head kick but it misses.
Sasaki getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Gro Ulfimph lands with a slapping head kick.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a left hand

and Sasaki counters with a head kick that drops Gro Ulfimph to the mat! Gro Ulfimph scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Gro Ulfimph is rocked!
Sasaki lands a nice shot to the body.
Gro Ulfimph is still on wobbly legs! Can Sasaki finish him?
Gro Ulfimph looks to throw the jab but Sasaki is out of range.
Gro Ulfimph gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Sasaki gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Gro Ulfimph is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pee Wee Sasaki!
Pee Wee Sasaki really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Brooklyn Threads logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.