PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kenneth Noisewater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and doyiel shithead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noisewater comes to the cage accompanied by keine lust. Kenneth Noisewater could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to doyiel shithead's chin.

Noisewater
vs
shithead

185 cm
23
165 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

170 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kenneth Noisewater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, doyiel shithead!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Noisewater looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
shithead blocking the ground and pound attempt from Noisewater.

Noisewater is looking for a kimura here.
Noisewater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
shithead is trying to get back to full guard.
shithead is looking to get back to full guard here but Noisewater has managed to pass to side control instead.
Noisewater in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
shithead wants to control but Noisewater is having none of it.
Noisewater fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noisewater dominating with strikes here.

shithead is rocked!
shithead looks gassed!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Noisewater! shithead is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kenneth Noisewater!