PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alfin Agnarr Jr (ranked 3331 p4p, 3846 weight class) and Mark The Hammer (ranked 380 p4p, 422 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mark The Hammer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Agnarr Jr
vs
The Hammer

180 cm
21
162
4 - 3 - 0

183 cm
21
170
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alfin Agnarr Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mark The Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Agnarr Jr digs a good body shot into The Hammer's ribs.
The Hammer shoots in looking for a takedown but Agnarr Jr manages to keep the fight standing, pushing The Hammer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The Hammer darts in looking for a takedown but Agnarr Jr gets double underhooks and turns The Hammer into the cage.
Agnarr Jr defends well against a solid takedown attempt from The Hammer.
Alfin Agnarr Jr has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark The Hammer.
Jab by Agnarr Jr.
Agnarr Jr lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Agnarr Jr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Hammer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Agnarr Jr scrambles back to his feet.
The Hammer blocks a jab.

The Hammer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Agnarr Jr was covering up waiting for the punch and The Hammer finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The Hammer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Hammer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Agnarr Jr keeping full guard, as The Hammer tries to pass.
Agnarr Jr wants to stand up but The Hammer is controlling him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hammer is looking to pass into half guard but Agnarr Jr pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Agnarr Jr is in guard.

Agnarr Jr has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
The Hammer looking to control.

Agnarr Jr decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Nice defenses there by The Hammer.
The Hammer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Agnarr Jr.
Agnarr Jr slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Agnarr Jr stuffs the takedown.
The Hammer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Agnarr Jr sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice shot lands for Agnarr Jr.
Agnarr Jr missing with a left hand there. The Hammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Hammer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Agnarr Jr misses the shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Agnarr Jr. That snapped The Hammer's head back.
The Hammer has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hammer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Hammer throws a jab when Agnarr Jr was well out of range.
Agnarr Jr misses with a hook.
Nice takedown defense from Agnarr Jr. No joy for The Hammer on that attempt.
The Hammer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Agnarr Jr sprawls well. Agnarr Jr wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. The Hammer gets slowly back to his feet.

The Hammer clinches with his opponent.
The Hammer has Agnarr Jr pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Agnarr Jr manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Agnarr Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The Hammer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Agnarr Jr's efforts to push away.
Agnarr Jr is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Agnarr Jr looking to throw knees to the head but The Hammer is blocking nicely.
Agnarr Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Hammers head.
Agnarr Jr prevents the takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Hammer goes for a takedown in the clinch but Agnarr Jr prevents it.
Agnarr Jr gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from The Hammer.
Agnarr Jr prevents a takedown attempt there.
The Hammer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Agnarr Jr gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Agnarr Jr trying to control the position but instead, The Hammer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Agnarr Jr into the cage.
Agnarr Jr is leaning against The Hammer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The Hammer tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Agnarr Jr's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Agnarr Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Hammer.
Nice sprawl there from Agnarr Jr as The Hammer shoots in.
Agnarr Jr leaves The Hammer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Hammer looks winded!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Agnarr Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Hammer shoots in for a double leg but Agnarr Jr sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from The Hammer.
Agnarr Jr fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Agnarr Jr wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Agnarr Jr misses with a wild body shot.
The Hammer is looking to clinch but Agnarr Jr is avoiding it.
Agnarr Jr lands a big head kick that sends The Hammer to the canvas! Agnarr Jr follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alfin Agnarr Jr!