PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Randy The Show (ranked 2170 p4p, 2500 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 270 p4p, 312 weight class). Filth is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Beat the Bastards. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

The Show
vs
Filth

183 cm
36
188
22 - 19 - 0

185 cm
31
193
12 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Fantasy Threads (Laundry 15%)
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy The Show!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Filth drives through and clinches with The Show against the cage.
Filth tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Filth breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Filth stalks The Show and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into The Show's face. The Show staggers backwards, shaken.
The Show is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Filth.
The Show misses with a right hand
and Filth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Filth.
The Show chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Filth can pounce on him.
The Show jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from The Show.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Filth instigates a clinch.
The Show wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Show fails to pull guard.
Filth lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Show leaning his opponent against the cage.
Filth is struggling to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Show scores with a shot to the side of Filth's head.
Filth stalling against the cage.
Filth avoiding damage.
Filth content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The crowd are getting on Filth's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.

The Show jumps into guard, dragging Filth to the mat.
The Show manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Filth manages to get himself to full guard.

The Show throwing strikes from guard but Filth blocks nicely.
The Show throws a big right hand that misses.
Filth avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The Show is looking to work some ground and pound but Filth has wrist control.
The Show throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Filth works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Filth avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The Show throws an elbow that misses. Filth uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Show's guard. Nice move by Filth!

The Show trying to keep a closed guard but Filth is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Show wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Filth stops The Show from standing up.
The Show trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Filth would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Filth controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Filth stands and steps away. The Show gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Filth lands a leg kick that knocks The Show off balance momentarily.
Filth lands a jab-cross combination.
The Show throws a shot from downtown. Filth moves away and avoids it.
Filth takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A big right from The Show misses.
The Show uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Filth.
Filth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Show has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Show scores with a nice right hand.

Filth moves into the clinch successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Show has a couple of punches blocked by Filth.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Show lands an elbow that stopped Filth in his tracks for a moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Show.
The Show scores with a shot to the side of Filth's head.
The Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Filth.
The Show throws a head punch that misses.
Filth misses with a short punch on the inside.
Filth blocks the elbow strike.
Filth tries to throw a body punch but The Show avoids it by throwing Filth back against the cage.
Filth blocking some punches.
The Show is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Filth is keeping busy.
The Show blocks a body shot from Filth.
Filth doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hand to the body from Filth.
Filth has The Show pressed against the cage.
The Show swings wildly with an uppercut but Filth uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Obama Filth will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Filth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Show throws a poor cross that misses
and Filth counters with an outside leg kick.
The Show misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Filth.
The Show lands a really nice looking cross but Filth seems unphased.
Filth scores with a kick to the body.
Filth takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The Show throws a lazy right hand but Filth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Filth pushes The Show up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from The Show fails to land.
The Show stalling.
The referee is keeping an eye on Filth - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Show.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Show just misses with a elbow thrown towards Filth's brow.
The Show tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Show.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Show.
Filth takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Obama Filth has been cut.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Show throws an elbow but misses.
Filth throws a punch but it's blocked by The Show.
The Show throws a punch but it's blocked by Filth.
Randy The Show has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Filth's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Filth moves into range and clinches up with The Show.
A short right from The Show on the inside.
Filth makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Filth pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Filth.
Filth goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Filth connects with a nice looking jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

The Show tries to keep at a distance but Filth has taken the fight into the clinch.

The Show breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Filth gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Filth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Show uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Filth.
The Show digs a good hook to Filth's body.
Obama Filth seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Show takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Filth throws a jab but it's blocked by The Show.
A telegraphed right hand from The Show misses the target.
Filth tries a quick counter leg kick but The Show is wise to it.
The Show rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Filth counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Filth fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Show looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Show avoids the head kick by Filth.

Filth has closed the distance and engaged The Show in a clinch.
The Show misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Filth.
Come on Filth - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The Show lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A shot in the inside from The Show.
The Show throws a head punch that misses.
The Show tries to pull guard but Filth forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The Show lands a right hand that snaps the head of Filth backwards.
The Show misses with an elbow over the top.
Filth stalling the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Show stalling.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Show swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Show prevents a body shot from Filth.
The Show is looking to control Filth's arms but Filth gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Show has his back to the cage.
A short left from The Show.
Filth pressing his opponent against the cage.

Filth manages to break the clinch.
The Show is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Filth misses with an uppercut

and The Show counters with a beautiful punch that sends Filth to the canvas!

Filth is rocked!
The Show arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Filth's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Randy The Show!
Randy The Show decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.