PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hot Water (ranked 1512 p4p, 1551 weight class) and Pultti Pyssy (ranked 203 p4p, 212 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Water
vs
Pyssy

171 cm
23
160
7 - 2 - 0

173 cm
23
169
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hot Water!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pultti Pyssy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pyssy cracks Water with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Water throws a body shot but no joy.
Water shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've been told by Water's head coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Pyssy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Water throws a looping overhand right but Pyssy ducks down to avoid it.
Pyssy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Water doesn't seem bothered though.
Water moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pyssy ducks under a wild hook from Water.
Pyssy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Water is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Water rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pyssy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick from Pyssy misses.
Pyssy throws a jab when Water was well out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Pyssy. That snapped Water's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Water swings for the body but Pyssy moves out of range.
Pyssy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Water looks to throw the jab but Pyssy is out of range.
Pyssy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Water misses with a looping right.
Pyssy loads up on a big right hand but Water slips the punch.
Water misses with a shot to the body
and Pyssy counters with a body kick.
Water misses with a hook
and Pyssy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Water swings for the body but Pyssy moves out of range.
Water ducks under a wild hook from Pyssy.
Water fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pyssy manages to avoid it.
Pyssy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pyssy throws a wild body kick that Water sees coming a mile off.
Pyssy connects with a body shot that sends Water's belly button to the back.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with a head kick. That will keep Water thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That kick from Pyssy tenderised Water's leg. Water is trying to keep his angry face on.
Water misses with a jab, cross combination.
Water misses the shot to the body.
Water connects with a single shot there.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with a nice body kick.
Water throws a series of punches but Pyssy avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Water swings widly with a right hand
and Pyssy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pyssy misses with a right hand
and Water counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pyssy misses with a hook.
Pyssy throws a jab but it's blocked by Water.
A looping hook to the body misses from Water. Pyssy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pyssy throws a leg kick but Water moved away.
Water walks into a stiff left hand from Pyssy.
Water pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Water misses the jab.
Pyssy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Water. Beautiful body shot.
Water misses the body punch
and Pyssy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Water throws out a loose jab but Pyssy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Water throws a poor cross that misses
and Pyssy counters with an outside leg kick.
Pyssy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pyssy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pyssy lands a lovely overhand right.
Water scores with a jab. Pyssy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pyssy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pyssy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pyssy tries a low kick but Water avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Water. Pyssy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pyssy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jab by Pyssy.

Water is rocked!
Pyssy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Water looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oh Water is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Water drops his hands momentarily and Pyssy needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Water just on the top of the head. Water drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Water - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pultti Pyssy!
Pultti Pyssy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.