PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fook Man (ranked 1058 p4p, 328 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 51 p4p, 23 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Man
vs
Bob

175 cm
25
171
7 - 3 - 0

184 cm
35
181
21 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
A jab from Bob misses.
Bob lands with a nice body kick.
Man blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Man has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bob lands with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Bob misses.
Man is looking to counter with a body kick.
Bob uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Man has time to react.
Bob misses with a kick to the body.
As Bob backs away, Man returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A leg kick checked by Man.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bob throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Man counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bob throws a leg kick
and Man cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Bob throws a low kick but it's checked well by Man.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bob with the inside leg kick.
Bob thuds his shin into the meat of Man's side.

And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bob has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 9:10
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
During a confident post fight interview, Silent Bob thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.